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[DAiLiGHT]

Hey, Snugs, you're member number 1000 that's kind of neat.

Anyway,

Owl: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

[iLLViLLAiN]

lol I could see that happening too Snugs.
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Reala: I'm ****** bored man... and boredom is the first step on the road to relapse.
*NiGHTS pulls out a boom box and plays "Goodbye Horses"
Reala: Oh!
*pulls out and applies chapstick
Reala: Would you **** me?... I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard.

[DAiLiGHT]

Owl: I'll ****** your **** for a dollar.

[Ronnie]

Helen: Oh so thats what a pony tail should look like.

Will: What do you mean i'm not allowed to pick up the ball?

[viperxmns]

Will: *lands in Dream Gate* WTF is dis sh!t?
Owl: HEY YOU DUMB PICE O CRAP LOOK OVER HERE *gives Will the finger/wing*
Will: WTF? I HATE OWLS! Where are all the naked molerats I usually dream about?
Owl: SHUT UP! YOU'RE IN NIGHTOPIA NOW. I OWN YOU.
[NiGHTS flies in]
NiGHTS: Hoi! Is dis da stupid kid wot gon' help me escape the prison I'm gonna let myself get thrown into?
Owl: YEA, DIS DAT KID WOT STUPID LARRY FOUND.
NiGHTS: Larry? Why the hell'd you send Larry? I HATE that guy!
Owl: DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT LARRY! LARRY IS MY FRIEND! HE'S A CHANGED MAN!
Will: *looks at NiGHTS* Um, WTF ARE you?
NiGHTS: Eh wot? I'M THE GUY, MAN
Will: So you a guy? You kinda look like a girl too.
NiGHTS: *screams at Will* WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A ROBOT. HELLO THERE LI'L ROBOT!
Will: Screw this! I'm getting out of here! *motions to pinch himself*
Owl: HEY STOP THAT! *slaps Will across the faise*
NiGHTS: SHUT UP! Follow me, stupid robot kid!
Will: No!
NiGHTS: Shut up! Now dualize with me!
Will: Wha? No way!
NiGHTS: WHO ASKED YOU?! Dualize with me! LET"S HAVE SOME FUUNN
Will: I want my daddy..
Owl: YEAH I KNOW SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BABY NOW DUALIZE WITH NiGHTS OR I'LL CRAP ON YOU
Will: ....
NiGHTS: DU-A-LIZE! *claps hands with Will* Mwhahahahaha! I HAVE THE POWER!!

[MADAMOiSELLE]

*NiGHTS is having a house party, and Jackle goes to the bathroom*

Jackle: EWWZ! WHO LEFT THEIR USED SANITARY TOWEL IN THE LOO?
Reala: ERM, IT WASN'T ME! *Shifty eyes*

[Snugs]

Hey, Snugs, you're member number 1000 that's kind of neat.

That sure makes me feel special. =P

[DAiLiGHT]

*Reala is singing Dreams of an Absolution into the bathroom mirror, into a hairbrush, dressed in nothing but a towel and a smile*

*NiGHTS walks into the bathroom, not realizing Reala is in there. What he sees frightens and appals him, and without Reala noticing, backs away slowly and closes the door.*

And that's the whole scene, beeyotch. Muahahahahaha.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: *big, toothy, retarded grin*
NiGHTS: Looks like someone's been watching too many Stupid Sakura Projects...=_=;;

[DAiLiGHT]

NiGHTS: I enjoy the potato in all it's many forms.

[K.C.Miangra]

Puffy: I'm on a diet. A deep breath for Breakfast, a DEEPER breath for lunch, and a smoke for dinner.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: MAMA MIAAA!!! *falls over, dead*
Reala: 8B *happydance*

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: See ya lata, gurlfrieeeend!

[nightdreamer]

Wizeman: as NiGHTS and Reala are bouncing the maren battle balls everywhere and bouncing off the walls: That does it! No more sugar or soda for you two. Your sugar and caffeen highs are awful...but not as bad as Jackle's.

Jackle: jumping up and down: COFFEE!!!!! Coffee, Coffee, Coffee! Capachino, Java! (From Dante's Peak movie)

Wizeman: I rest my case.

NiGHTS and Reala: AW Dad!!!!! We've still got all our Halloween candy and soda to finish! :NiGHTS and Reala each pull out their huge over flowing bags of candy and soda pop from thier "secret hiding spots":

Wizeman: Then would you at least get your Halloween costumes off! Halloween's been done for over a week! (refering to the persona masks) Remind me to make sure that they don't finish all the pians twice in the same night that's got to be how they get so much candy and soda pop in one night. :Groans as NiGHTS and Reala begin their "game" again with Jackle playing "monkey in the middle" trying to catch the balls:

Jackle: I've got it! I've got it!

Wizeman: I need an asprin!

another line

Puffy: harsh sounding raspy voice: I can't sing...I've lost my voice.

[DAiLiGHT]

*All in IM format*

Krazy_Kasino = Jackle
MardiGrasSamurai = Reala
Carefree635 = NiGHTS
Overlord_Nitemare = Wizeman

Krazy_Kasino has just logged on
MardiGrasSamurai has just logged on
Carefree635 has just logged on
Overlord_Nitemare has just logged on

Krazy_Kasino: I LIEK EGGS
MardiGrasSamurai: I LIEK EGGS 2
Carefree635: wHO DuZnT LiEK EGGs
Overlord_Nitemare: STPD PPL DNT LIEK EGGS

Translation:

Jackle: I like eggs!
Reala: I like eggs too!
NiGHTS: Who doesn't like eggs?
Wizeman: Stupid people don't like eggs.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: I FORGOT TO BRING A TAMPON WITH ME!!! D8
Helen: OH NOES!!! *panics*

[DAiLiGHT]

Will: Pfft. Women. Come on, NiGHTS! Let's go do manly things!

NiGHTS: Be right with you... as soon as I do my nails.

Will: *sweatdrop* I need better friends.....

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: Hey, NiGHTS?
NiGHTS: What?
Reala: Are you a good vet?
NiGHTS: uh...why?
Reala: Because my cat died...*eyebrow wiggle*
NiGHTS: O_o;; *walks away*
Reala: ...TT3TT

[Shatter]

NiGHTS: A dingo ate chooor babeeeehh.

(Iunno,saw it off a show once. o3o;
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Reala: Idk, my bff NiGHTS?
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Wizeman: I wanna be a Mongoose! =D
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Wizeman: Idk, my bff Jesus? o:

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: I have a confession to make...You know that song I always play on this invisible flute? Yea, it's just a recorder that recorded the song if you were to play it on the flute, I don't even know the notes the song! In fact, it's not an invisible flute at all! I just make the motions of playing the flute as if it was invisible!

[DAiLiGHT]

NiGHTS: let's start our own Inviso-Band!
Reala: Woohoo! What should I play?
NiGHTS: You can play this invisible lyre!
Reala: Woohoo! IS INSTRUMENT I BORN TO PLAY!
NiGHTS: Wizeman, you can play these invisible drums! Jackle, here's an invisible tuba.
Jackle: Why do I always get stuck with the damned tuba?

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: Hawt DAMN! I look SEXY in this purple spandex!!!
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Reala: I have a confession to make: I am a super-girly american guy who wants to be in a samurai movie. And I like kids...especially if they're little boys...*gigglesnort*

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: And those poooor unfortunate soooooouls... so sad, so true....

(I've been watching way too much Disney lately)

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: And those poooor unfortunate soooooouls... so sad, so true....

(I've been watching way too much Disney lately)

O3O I saw an amv of Reala singing that. I also love the song very much XD
O_O what's the song have to do with Disney? Was it in a Disney movie? WHICH ONE?! I MUST KNOW!!

Reala: JIGGLYPUFF~!!! C:

[nightdreamer]

O3O I saw an amv of Reala singing that. I also love the song very much XD
O_O what's the song have to do with Disney? Was it in a Disney movie? WHICH ONE?! I MUST KNOW!!

Reala: JIGGLYPUFF~!!! C:

It's from the Disney version of "The Little Mermaid". Ursula the sea witch sings it.

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: Jiiiigglypuuuf.... Jigg-aa-leeee-jigglypuff.....Jigglypuff....

*Reala realizes his audience has fallen asleep*
*Pulls out magic marker and draws on their faces*

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: *pulls out a scented marker and sniffs it continuously* HEHEEHEHHEEEEEEEEE~~!!! *getting high* :B

[TheOrangeNightmare]

NiGHTS: Ouch, I think I have a sore throat...

Reala: OMG IT'S HANNAH MONTANA!!! *faints*

Owl: Wow, I learned something today!

Wizeman: Yes, master

Will: I'm not wearing cargo shorts!

Helen: Pink stinks

[DAiLiGHT]

Wizeman: Damn it! Why didn't I get a spot in Sega Superstars Tennis? I'm a star! I AM! *bursts out in emo tears*

[TheOrangeNightmare]

Jackle: *silence*

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: *points at Reala* GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!
Reala: ;-;

[DAiLiGHT]

This is directly from my newest fanfiction:

Reala: Why do you weep? Is it for every soldier who's blood is shed?

Jackle: Quand le massacre cessera-t-il, mon ami ?

Reala: It will cease when there is nothing left to fight for.

Jackle: Qu'est-ce qui doit là lutter pour ?

Reala: I don't know, Jackle. I couldn't tell you. However, I know that no matter the reason for this war, I know that it's our duty to see it through.

Jackle: . . . .Oui.

Translation for Jackle's lines:

1) When will the bloodshed cease, my friend?

2)What is there to fight for?

3) . . . .Yes.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: CRANK DAT REALA!!!
Reala: *does the Soulja Boy*

[Saifer Dracondrali]

NiGHTS: "Who's TRiPPY?"

Wiseman: *reading a book* "AAARRG PAPER CUT! I'M BLIND!!!"

Reala: "STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE...."

Pians: "MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAT!!!!!" *large-scale fighting ensues*

[TheOrangeNightmare]

Good idea, DAiLiGHT!
Directly from MY latest fanfic...

NiGHTS: *to Helen* Okay, hit the button as soon as Reala does his face thing, got it?
Reala: It's not a FACE THING!!! It's in preparation for throwing the glowing battle star into the sky.
NiGHTS: *whisper* It's just a face thing.
Reala: I HEARD THAT!!!

[DAiLiGHT]

Dammit, yours was funnier than mine.

*cough*

Anyway....

Reala: Why the hell are you writing fanfiction about me, you sick freak?

Me: >.>....<.<....>.>.... *steals Reala's pants and runs away*

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Now it is time for NiGHTS TV!!!

NiGHTS: hello, I am here today to show you what happens in Reala's room, I put a hidden camera in his room so he wouldn't notice. Let's see what he's doing!
Reala: *runs over to the camera* OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! *is eating a potato chip*

NiGHTS: That was awkward. In other news, here's the weather with Jackle. He's in Florida, there's a hurricane. How you doing, Jackle?
Jackle: THE WIND'S BLOWING AT 500 MILES PER HOUR!
NiGHTS: Don't you have an umbrella?
Jackle: I DID!
NiGHTS: where is it?
Jackle: INSIDE OUT, 50 MILES AWAY!
NiGHTS: Anything else we can do for you?
Jackle: BRING ME SOME SOUP!
NiGHTS: What kind?
Jackle: CHUNKY!
(the last 10 lines are from Family Guy XD)

[TheOrangeNightmare]

Dammit, yours was funnier than mine.

Thankies!

[DAiLiGHT]

Well, my fanfic is very drama-ish and angst-ridden. I could give you a link if you like.

Anyway....

Jackle: You know, I'm sick of poker. I want to go out and persue my one true dream....

I WANT TO PLAY GOLF.

Reala: O______________X