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Tell a lie about the poster above you
Started by Zero-Shift, Feb 25 2009 07:44 PM
#1401
Posted 30 July 2010 - 06:59 PM
It's because Dreamer#96 put poison in the cookies!
...That's so nineties...
...That's so nineties...
#1402
Posted 30 July 2010 - 08:51 PM
Poisoned cookies from somebody in a gas mask isn't exactly good for business. Neither is a non-functioning puppy cannon. >>Funny thing is, SmashQueen has never sold a single cookie since moving to the fortress.
InTheNightlight is responsible for the destruction of the Maaaagic Vending Machine via unknown methods. It subsequently blew a hole in the space-time continuum, but that'll mend itself soon enough.
#1403
Posted 31 July 2010 - 01:41 AM
I miss the magic vending machine. T'was funeth.
Smashy can't fix it, though, because she's a sentient pretzel!
Smashy can't fix it, though, because she's a sentient pretzel!
#1404
Posted 31 July 2010 - 04:07 AM
Noctourne knows that SmashQueen's a sentient pretzel because Noctourne ate her!
#1405
Posted 31 July 2010 - 04:43 AM
Dreamer#96 himself is also a sentient food being...he is a sentient marshmallow that talks in song
#1406
Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:03 AM
I miss the magic vending machine. T'was funeth.
Smashy can't fix it, though, because she's a sentient pretzel!
I'm a mad scientist/construction worker/cookie seller bent on world domination...and I'm a pretzel. Can't say that isn't original.
...And now I'm about to be digested. >.> Great. Should have gotten that mop back from sapphire.Noctourne knows that SmashQueen's a sentient pretzel because Noctourne ate her!
Key-Chan is the mighty Sentient Food Being Overlord. Nothing escapes the Overlord's knowledge!
#1407
Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:13 PM
SmashQueen's real name is NeeuqHsams.
Simpsons did it.I'm a mad scientist/construction worker/cookie seller bent on world domination...and I'm a pretzel. Can't say that isn't original.
#1408
Posted 31 July 2010 - 06:11 PM
Because of Key's magic, I have un-digested (It's possible, people!) NeeuqHsams, and she is off to reclaim the mop! But unfortunately, iLLViLLian has it!
#1409
Posted 01 August 2010 - 12:17 AM
And I'll do with that mop whatever I damn well please you animorphing space alien!
#1410
Posted 01 August 2010 - 03:32 AM
Unfortunately, iLLViLLAiN lost the mop to a bunch of space cowboys!
#1411
Posted 01 August 2010 - 03:43 AM
Curses! Now I have to change the password to my Kitty Laser O' Doom voice-activated trigger!SmashQueen's real name is NeeuqHsams.
Oh, fudge-sicles.Simpsons did it.
*starts toweling off the bile* Ick... Thank you Key-Chan and Noctourne. It's not easy being a sentient pretzel bent on launching puppy to the unwashed masses and selling cookies to hobos for one can each on the side. (The power of recycling!)Because of Key's magic, I have un-digested (It's possible, people!) NeeuqHsams, and she is off to reclaim the mop! But unfortunately, iLLViLLian has it!
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O_O My mop of interdimensional travel! It's needed to commence the meeting of the Tinfoil Hats! Space cowboys have no use for such a thing!
Dreamer#96 is a paradoxical sock puppet from the Technologic Galaxy dressed as Mythbusters' Adam Savage. You cannot comprehend the true form of Dreamer#96!
[Nobody said the 'lies' had to make sense...]
#1413
Posted 02 August 2010 - 04:15 AM
Well, Noctourne seemed to get Smashy's mop caught in a wood chipper which caused the creation of a portal that leads directly to the Technologic Galaxy.
#1414
Posted 02 August 2010 - 04:52 AM
Which is exactly how sapphire was able to gain access to the forums!
#1415
Posted 03 August 2010 - 10:16 PM
But Dreamer#96 will steal and use himself.
#1416
Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:16 AM
But not before Key-Chan opens a portal to the Donut Dimension!
#1417
Posted 04 August 2010 - 02:41 AM
But what Smashy doesn't know is that there is a donut-glaze security barrier that no one can pass to get to the Donut Dimension. It's way too sticky to even manage through. There goes my plan...
#1418
Posted 04 August 2010 - 04:45 PM
Silly sapphire, you were the one who unwittingly help Smashy discover the proper combination of water, salt, and toffee that breaks down the barrier when she told you that you were "baking cookies."
#1419
Posted 05 August 2010 - 10:45 PM
Wait a minute... Noctourne was the one who hinted at the recipe in the first place...
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O_O He's a Doctor! That wood chipper was actually the TARDIS!
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O_O He's a Doctor! That wood chipper was actually the TARDIS!
#1420
Posted 07 August 2010 - 07:25 PM
SmashQueen bakes pie flavored pies.
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