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#1401
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It's because Dreamer#96 put poison in the cookies! :(

...That's so nineties...

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Funny thing is, SmashQueen has never sold a single cookie since moving to the fortress.

Poisoned cookies from somebody in a gas mask isn't exactly good for business. Neither is a non-functioning puppy cannon. >>

InTheNightlight is responsible for the destruction of the Maaaagic Vending Machine via unknown methods. It subsequently blew a hole in the space-time continuum, but that'll mend itself soon enough.

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I miss the magic vending machine. T'was funeth.

Smashy can't fix it, though, because she's a sentient pretzel! :(

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Noctourne knows that SmashQueen's a sentient pretzel because Noctourne ate her!

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Dreamer#96 himself is also a sentient food being...he is a sentient marshmallow that talks in song

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I miss the magic vending machine. T'was funeth.

Smashy can't fix it, though, because she's a sentient pretzel! :o


I'm a mad scientist/construction worker/cookie seller bent on world domination...and I'm a pretzel. Can't say that isn't original. :(

Noctourne knows that SmashQueen's a sentient pretzel because Noctourne ate her!

...And now I'm about to be digested. >.> Great. Should have gotten that mop back from sapphire.

Key-Chan is the mighty Sentient Food Being Overlord. Nothing escapes the Overlord's knowledge!

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SmashQueen's real name is NeeuqHsams.

I'm a mad scientist/construction worker/cookie seller bent on world domination...and I'm a pretzel. Can't say that isn't original. :(

Simpsons did it.

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Because of Key's magic, I have un-digested (It's possible, people!) NeeuqHsams, and she is off to reclaim the mop! But unfortunately, iLLViLLian has it!

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And I'll do with that mop whatever I damn well please you animorphing space alien!

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Unfortunately, iLLViLLAiN lost the mop to a bunch of space cowboys! :(

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SmashQueen's real name is NeeuqHsams.

Curses! Now I have to change the password to my Kitty Laser O' Doom voice-activated trigger!

Simpsons did it.

Oh, fudge-sicles.

Because of Key's magic, I have un-digested (It's possible, people!) NeeuqHsams, and she is off to reclaim the mop! But unfortunately, iLLViLLian has it!

*starts toweling off the bile* Ick... Thank you Key-Chan and Noctourne. It's not easy being a sentient pretzel bent on launching puppy to the unwashed masses and selling cookies to hobos for one can each on the side. (The power of recycling!)

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O_O My mop of interdimensional travel! It's needed to commence the meeting of the Tinfoil Hats! Space cowboys have no use for such a thing!


Dreamer#96 is a paradoxical sock puppet from the Technologic Galaxy dressed as Mythbusters' Adam Savage. You cannot comprehend the true form of Dreamer#96!

[Nobody said the 'lies' had to make sense...]

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But Smashy has comprehended Dreamer#96's true form...it's THIS! :(

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Well, Noctourne seemed to get Smashy's mop caught in a wood chipper which caused the creation of a portal that leads directly to the Technologic Galaxy.

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Which is exactly how sapphire was able to gain access to the forums!

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But Dreamer#96 will steal and use himself.

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But not before Key-Chan opens a portal to the Donut Dimension!

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But what Smashy doesn't know is that there is a donut-glaze security barrier that no one can pass to get to the Donut Dimension. It's way too sticky to even manage through. There goes my plan... :(

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Silly sapphire, you were the one who unwittingly help Smashy discover the proper combination of water, salt, and toffee that breaks down the barrier when she told you that you were "baking cookies."

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Wait a minute... Noctourne was the one who hinted at the recipe in the first place...

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O_O He's a Doctor! That wood chipper was actually the TARDIS!

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SmashQueen bakes pie flavored pies.




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