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[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: You're ignorant! Don't be ignorant! Chika chu MONA! HEE HEE!

(South Park Michael Jackson reference. Yes I love reala but seriously, it seems like he likes kids in JoD)

Lawlz, I can agree with that XD

NiGHTS: Hey, look! It's Octopaw!
Octopaw: 'oh, SNAP!' O_O;;
NiGHTS: *flies up to Octopaw* Hey, Octopaw!
Octopaw: DR. OCTOGONOPUS, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! *shoop da woops NiGHTS*

[Moonlighttrill]

Octopaw: Awww, ya made me ink (Finding Nemo )

[Tsunami]

Reala: You're ignorant! Don't be ignorant! Chika chu MONA! HEE HEE!

(South Park Michael Jackson reference. Yes I love reala but seriously, it seems like he likes kids in JoD)

Reala (to Will): Have you been up... My Wishing Tree?

(curse you for even making me cross those two trains of thought)

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: With my glued on feathers and cardboard beak, I shall create the perfect disguise! Now NiGHTS will never see it coming! I will impersonate that Owl, and finally have my revenge!

NiGHTS: I can see you, you know.

Reala: Damn it!


^ Thanks to my cousin on DeviantART for the cardboard beak reference.

[Moonlighttrill]

Owl: No one ikes me, I'm moving to the hundred Acre woods for more respect.

*NiGHTS characters rally in joy*

[DAiLiGHT]

Owl: No one ikes me, I'm moving to the hundred Acre woods for more respect.

*NiGHTS characters rally in joy*

*Pooh promptly stabs himself, revealing his innards to be not blood, but pure honey*

Owl: Oh. Goodness. Well, the ants will have a field day with that.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: Did I ever mention I have an adopted Pian named Blanket? *eyebrow wiggle*


Oh noes. It's the attack of the South park references! XD

[iLLViLLAiN]

Wizeman: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

[Moonlighttrill]

Reala: Leave NiGHTS ALONE! She's been going through a hard time. It's not her fault she's got a bad voice and been badly designed. It's been years since she had her own game! If anyone has a problem with NiGHTS you can answer to me. YOU'RE LUCKY SHE WAS IN ANOTHER GAME FOR YOU! They say if your a professional you can pull it off even if your a sega mascot. SINCE WHEN IS IT PROFESSIONAL TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WITHOUT THEIR OWN CONSOLE! Leave NiGHTS ALONE!

(in response to Chris Crocker and the youtoob south park episode. plus reala has the eyeshadow going on also look up chris crocker on youtyube if yur lost)

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: WHY DID YOU LOSE IT!?!?!
NiGHTS: Lose WHAT???
Reala: THE RUM!!
NiGHTS: YOU DRANK THE RUM, REMEMBER?!
Reala: *gasp* IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST US ALL!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

[Moonlighttrill]

Reala: *his bargled line from NiD*

NiGHTS: WTF Did you just say?...No, seriously, I refuse to fight until you finally tell us WHAT you say? "there is no NiGHTS?" "There's only One night" seriously! What did you say? You say it EVERYTIME WE FIGHT! Geezus im glad the programmers made me say nothing JUST so I can be udnerstood.

Reala:......*more garbled lines*

NiGHTS: That's it, I'm going on strike for 11 years.....

[Lament]

Reala: I wish I knew how to quit you!

NiGHTS: Bloody wankers , tip tip, cheerio and such. what what? Pip pip. *sips tea*

lawlz

[Moonlighttrill]

Helen: ...memories of my MOM....... (lol gotta love the english accent and subtitles)

[DAiLiGHT]

Wizeman: Welcome to Casa de Wizeman. Please leave your pants at the door and get funky on our custom disco floor.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: -shifty eyes- X3 *pops some bubble wrap*
Reala: ARGH!!! *screams in pain from the popping noise*
NiGHTS: 8D *pops the bubble wrap even more*
Reala: THE PAIN!!! *has a seizure*
NiGHTS: *is easily amused* Yea, that's right! GET FUNKY WITH IT, REALA!!! *pops bubble wrap EVEN MORE*
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Reala: Name's Reala. R-E-A-L-A. GOT IT MEMORIZED???
NiGHTS: DU-AL-IZ-UH!
DUalize!
duALize!
dualIZE!
Jackle: POE-TAY-TOES!!!
POtatoes
poTAYtos
potatOES!!!
Reala: ...Got it memorized??? 8D

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: *points to page number* Is it just me or has this topic gone wild?

NiGHTS: It's not just you, Reala, it's these crazy fans!

Me: >.>....<.<......>.>..... *grabs Reala and runs away*

[Moonlighttrill]

Reala: Lucy in the sky, with diamonds!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: Mary had a little -coughnightopiancough-...
BUT I ATE IT!!
~~~~~~
NiGHTS: *looks at Wizeman* Hello, Mr. Otaku, I would like to introduce you to a friend of mine, his name, is Mr. Soap! *takes out a bar of soap and puts it by his side*
Platent. Product. Placement.
*looks at Reala* I bought you some pocky. But I eated it....
Oh dear, I believe I have eaten bad sushi. I think I have a fever, it is OVER NiNE-THOUSAND...

[tinfoil]

Will: How many licks does it take to get to the Toostsie Rool center of a Tootsie Pop?
Owl: One, Two, Three! Three

[Moonlighttrill]

Will: How many licks does it take to get to the Toostsie Rool center of a Tootsie Pop?
Owl: One, Two, Three! Three

That, without a doubt, is the most perfect line i wish i thought of. lol. Well done!

[DAiLiGHT]

Will: How many licks does it take to get to the Toostsie Rool center of a Tootsie Pop?
Owl: One, Two, Three! Three

And my take on that:

Will: How mnay licks 0does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Owl: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDDD!!!!!!!!

Will: What?! Nine thousand?!??!!?

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: Why must you INSIST on trying to bring me back to Wizeman?!
Reala: Because he told me to; and we only need you because with you and all the other Nightmaren (including myself), our numbers make OVER NiNE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

[Saphira]

Reala: RAWR! I SHALL SEND CERBERUS THE HELLHOUND ON JOO!!!!
NiGHTS: Oh noes!
*Cerberus comes as a tiny puppy*
Cerberus: *Licks NiGHTS's face*
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(There's a scene in JoD where NiGHTS accidentaly leaves Helen while Helen is remembering something)

Helen: So, about my life story, I was like, tiny and stuff, and like, I was like, playing hide and seek with dad and stuff... and... like.... uh... *sees NiGHTS gone* OMFG why the hell did you leave me?!!?!?
NiGHTS: Your story got boring.
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Jackle: I think Wizeman was drunk when he created me.
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NiGHTS: PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!
Reala: PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!
Jackle: Ha. No. Don't even start that.
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NiGHTS: THERE WAS A GREAT BIG MOOSE!
Reala and Jackle: THERE WAS A GREAT BIG MOOSE!
NiGHTS: HE LIKED TO DRINK ALOT OF JUICE!
Reala and Jackle: HE LIKED TO DRINK ALOT OF JUICE!
NiGHTS: SINGIN' OH WAAAYY OOOOHHHHHH!
Reala and Jackle: SINGIN' OH WAAAYY OOOOHHHHHH!

(An old campfire song I used to sing)
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Owl: *Is speechless*

[Moonlighttrill]

NiGHTS: Damn that was good run in Spring Valley, in fact it was OVER 9000!

Claris: WHAT 9000!?!?!?!?

(yes i understand thats poor score)

[^_^ Go Dreamer]

This thread.. you guys... I can't stop laughing!! XD

Wizeman: LOVE & PEACE!! XD (Trigun reference)

Jackle: So whatcha wanna do?
Claris: I don't know...
Jackle: Wanna play crazy eights?
Claris: ....no
Jackle: *looks down* I'm naked you know!
Claris: O.O;

NiGHTS: (@ Wizeman) Have you seen Reala?
Wizeman: Nope... *plays with Barbie dolls*
NiGHTS: O...kay.. <_<
Reala: lalalaaaa lalalaaaa...
NiGHTS: *walks in on Reala dressed in lingerie*... O_O;
Reala: EEEEK!!! GET OUT YOU PERVERT!!!!!

[Dreamer#96]

NiGHTS:I Always wondered what was in Reala's Room

*starts to open door*

Reala:NiGHTS,Don't Open That Door!

NiGHTS:I can open it if i want

Reala:ok.......

*opens Door* *stuff Falls out*

NiGHTS:Help!,I'm Being Buired Alive!

Reala:I Told You......

NiGHTS:I Hate When He's Right

*Digs Out of Stuff*

NiGHTS:Hey Whats That Closet Say

*closet:Reala's Closet. KEEP OUT!*

NiGHTS:I Think it says come in

*opens Closet*

NiGHTS:

NiGHTS:OMG!,WHY ARE THERE CLARIS AND ELLIOT COSTUMES IN THE CLOSET!

*Faints*


*Now you know why never to look in Reala's Closet*

Reala:NiGHTS wha...

Reala:Oh here are my holloween costumes.

*picks up claris and elliot costumes*

*reala Looks at NiGHTS* *NiGHTS Twitches* Reala:eh,he'll be all right.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: *is singing the Numa Numa song*
NiGHTS: FAST FORWAAAAAAAAAARDDD!!!! *takes out a remote control and presses the fast forward button*
Reala: *singing the Numa Numa song in fast forward*
NiGHTS: SLOW-MOOOOOOE!!!! *takes out the remote control and presses the slow motion button*
Reala: *in slow-mo* Stoooooooooop iiiiiiiit!!!!
NiGHTS: ROFFLES!!!
~~~~~~~
Jackle:
*Egg song*
~Eggs! Get your eggs here!~
~Fresh and white eggs are here!~
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle,
That's the best of what you are!
~I love you egg!~
White and tender,
Surround the center!
Cozy, sitting in the crackling shell!
~I love you!~
Vitamins and minerals in you!
Oodles of the proteins, too!
~Oodle doodle!~
Popular and perfect and
So complete in every way!
~I love you egg, egg!~
Come into my tummy,
Oh so very yummy!
Crack, crack, crack!
Chip a chip your away shell and
Come to me!
~Get your eggs!~
I love you!
~Fresh eggs!~
I love you!
~White eggs!~
Really, really love you so!
~Fresh, fresh, fresh, eggs!!
Eggs, I really love you like the sky above!
~Eggs are the best!~
I love you!
~Fresh eggs!~
I love you!
~White eggs!~
Really, really love you so!
~Fresh, fresh, fresh, eggs!~
365 days,
I really love you so!
I really love you so!
~Mmmm, yummy!~
Reala: O.o;;
NiGHTS: *points at Jackle* GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

Comparing the NiGHTS characters to the four Gaurdians of X!!!!!
Owl as Fafnir/Fefnir!!!!!
Owl: Darn!!!!! I can't move my leg! *stands up*
Reala as Harpuia!!!!!!!
Reala: Kill me.... NOW!!!! Grr... Kill me!!*green light eminates from body*
NiGHTS as Phantom!!!!!!!
NiGHTS: Life to the people to the people, death to the Mavericks, no one shall disgrace Master X, your termination shall now comence! *throws shuriken*
Wizeman as Leviathan!!!!!!
Wizeman: Don't hold back on me just because I'm a woman!*sassy stance*

[Moonlighttrill]

Wizeman: I got a lovely bunch of ideya *dododododo* Here they are a standing in a row *bumbumbum* Big ones small ones some as big as yur head...

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Im get killed for this...

Reala: MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!!
~~~~~
Reala: Weeeelll hello thar little boyy!
Will: NiGHTS...save me...O_O;;
NiGHTS: But I DON'T WAAAAANNNAAAAA!!!

[Rhapsody]

*NiGHTS is flying in the dream gate when suddenly*
Owl: FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!
NiGHTS: O_O
The next day...
*NiGHTS is getting out of bed when suddenly*
Helen: HURRY WE GOTTA FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!
*Helen turns around*
Helen: WOAH! WHERE'D THAT GREEN LAZER COME FROM?!
The NEXT day...
*NiGHTS is hiding under a rock, then the rock is flipped over*
Will: IT'S MARIO TIMEEEEE!

[DAiLiGHT]

Jackle: So.... uh.... GOT MiLK?!

[iLLViLLAiN]

Jackle: Sir... sir? You've just been kicked in the nuts.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: Happy feet!
Jackle: You makin' fun of me motherf**ka?!
Reala: O.o;;

[Aroxys]

Solid Reala: Otapaw, what the heck is with this guy?

Otapaw: Careful Reala, that's the legendary super-maren "Big Wizeboss". He's got an armory's worth of weapons under that cape, his helmet can see in the infared, he has six hands for up to six times the firepower-

Solid Reala: I think I'd rather have found this out on my own.

Otapaw: And he has an barrier that you have to break by shooting it with two rockets simulteneously.

Solid Reala: How do I do that if I only have one launcher?

Otapaw: I'm working on it, you might be able to call in some help.

Solid Reala: What help?! This was supposed to be a one-maren job!

????: Hello Realaaa.

Solid Reala: Grey NiGHTS.

[Moonlighttrill]

Reala and 2nd level nightmarens with picket signs: HIGHER PAY! HIGHER PAY! HIGHER PAY!

Wizeman: What are you doing?

Reala: We're following NiGHTS' example and going on strike. We want higher pay!

Wizeman: .......ok

Reala and co: YAY!

Wizeman: You're fired. I'm gonna hire sonic. He gets around faster than Paris hilton and he'll work for anyone nowadays. I'll just say the ideya are the emeralds hes chased after and rescued like 30 times in the past 16 years.

Reala and co: >_<

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Elliot: *reading the story of Easter to little Nightopians*
And it says, that night Jesus (shows Wizeman) turned to his deciples (shows NiGHTS, Reala, and Jackle) and said, 'one of you shall betray me'
And Peter (shows Reala) says, 'Is it me, Jesus?' and Jesus (shows Wizeman) said, 'No, it is not you Peter'
And Simon (shows Jackle) says 'Is it me, Jesus?' and Jesus (shows Wizeman) said, 'no it is not you, my son.'
And Judeas (shows NiGHTS) said 'Is it me, Jesus?' and Jesus (shows Wizeman) turned to him and went, "EEEEHEHEEEEEE!!!'

Reference

[K.C.Miangra]

NiGHTS: I am NiGHTS....
Reala: I am Reala.....

Both: And we are going to PUMP *Claps* You up! *Points at Jackle*

[Deminion]

NiGHTS: I am NiGHTS....
Reala: I am Reala.....

Both: And we are going to PUMP *Claps* You up! *Points at Jackle*

the only thing I am sad that Nights never said Aptiva after he comes out of the Prison cell! i was kinda abit sad T_T!..
if nights had a word to not say i think is this ::: THe best Commercial for candy T_T!!!!

[Realarox]

Queen Bella: OH. MY. GOD. I HATE SPiDERS!!! >~<;;