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What NiGHTS characters would NEVER SAY!
#121
Posted 04 April 2008 - 10:44 PM
Owl: Now, you know that kind of thing is forbidden in nightopia
NiGHTS: Hmm maybe, but it isnt in nightmare...
eep
#122
Posted 05 April 2008 - 12:33 AM
And in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
For the first time in my life, I see I need love
There I was giggling about the games
That I had played with many hearts, and I'm not saying no names
Then the thought occurred, tear drops made my eyes burn
As I said to myself look what you've done to her
I can feel it inside, I cant explain how it feels
All I know is that Ill never dish another raw deal
Playing make believe pretending that I'm true
Holding in my laugh as I say that I love you
Saying amor kissing you on the ear
Whispering I love you and Ill always be here
Although I often reminisce I cant believe that I found
A desire for true love floating around
Inside my soul because my soul is cold
One half of me deserves to be this way till I'm old
But the other half needs affection and joy
And the warmth that is created by a girl and a boy
I need love
#123
Posted 05 April 2008 - 12:50 AM
"You know, doing the evil villain gig is kind of fun. I mean, it's not every day you get to quote-unquote 'create an evil universe', so doing this is really furthering my career. I do have a couple of problems, though. This suit has no zipper. If I need to pee, I basically ruin an entire day of shooting. And who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to make the helmet with no eye-holes? Anyway, besides my minor issues, I love my character. Would I do this again, you ask? Like, for a sequel? Of course! I don't like to brag, but this entire series wouldn't be anything without me. I'm the main villian. Without me, what's the motivation for the others? If I may say so, I believe I am really the star of this show."
And an interview with Owl:
"I really got gypped with Journey of Dreams. My character has to true role! All I do is stand around saying 'Well!' and 'Visitor!' annoyingly! What am I, the nagging wife that reminds you to leave the bloody seat down? I got paid basically crap and no one really enjoyed my work. I'm not coming back."
And, you knew this was coming, an interview with the infamous Selph:
"What? What do you want?! Can't you see I'm rummaging here? I wasn't in either NiGHTS production, so I don't know what you want with me. I was supposed to be this big, bad, evil boss. I was supposed to be the representation of every child's nightmares, their own self, that they had to defeat in order to grow. But damn it all, they cut me for time and now what am I? It used to be, 'Oh no! NiGHTS, save me! It's Selph! I can't defeat him!' now it's 'Hey, where's that guy Selph?' 'Oh, I think he's behind the studio in a cardboard box eating a moldy ketchup packet!' I get no respect at all! Would I come back, you ask, given the chance? No! I know they'll cut me again, and reduce my spirit to dust like they did before. I'll never go back to them."
If asked, I will post the NiGHTS, Reala, and Jackle interviews.
#124
Posted 05 April 2008 - 09:36 PM
#125
Posted 06 April 2008 - 11:32 AM
#126
Posted 06 April 2008 - 07:51 PM
NiGHTS: Where's my MONEY, B**CH?!?!? D< *smacks Reala*
Reala: I DON'T KNOW MAN, I DON'T GOT THE MONEY!!!
NiGHTS: I said...WHERE'S THE MONEY!?! *smacks again*
Reala: AUGH! I DON'T KNOOOOOWWW!!!
NiGHTS: Romeo, Romeo, where art thou, Romeo?
Reala: I'm in the bushes takin' a PEE!!! D<
NiGHTS: NO, NOT YOU!!!
#127
Posted 06 April 2008 - 08:31 PM
Reala: "what's up?"
NiGHTS: "I don't know... but suddenly I have become concerned about what to wear and I have a strong inclination to talk on the phone till I'm up to my ears in phone bills..."
Reala: "Helen must be dreaming again.. wait, you have ears?"
#128
Posted 07 April 2008 - 06:35 PM
Jackle: I'll be your buddy...*eyebrow twitch*
Reala: ew, no....
#129
Posted 07 April 2008 - 06:54 PM
I have been watching way too much Powerpuff Girls....
#130
Posted 07 April 2008 - 09:36 PM
Owl: *Makes weird noises*
Helen: It has spoken! It has told us the waaaay to Candy Mountain
Reala: But it just made noises! D8
#131
Posted 07 April 2008 - 09:46 PM
"I am forgotten, a shadowed entity that no one sees-- No one hears -- I don't even breathe, I am forgotten, a representation of a mirror, on par army taking up the rear, a one-man SWAT team, a one ring show, that was to be beaten in order to grow, yet my Master found it prudent to lock me away, to trap me in dreams sans reality, to forget all about little old me -- Little old me, a child at heart, a tearful infant in the dark, as Master moved on to his other creations-- I was the oldest, the best, and the most loyal, I could have saved all his plans from being foiled, but I was trapped, locked away, in my head I would stay; plagued by the demons of my own misdeeds-- I am forgotten, pulled from my place, and now I've disappeared, leaving no trace-- but isn't this for the best? Isn't this what you wanted, Father? To focus more on my brothers, to lavish protection upon the others, but leave me out into the cold, in that toxic air that my lungs now hold, stagnant with the hideous stench of defeat and disbelief-- I am forgotten, forever from this day, and as my final word, I have to say-- I am forgotten, my Father, but no less your son, although I myself am on the run, if ever you need me, I shall be there, although I'm forgotten, you needn't care, but still, my forgotten Self shall stay by your side, if only briefly I'll reside for that's the way I've always been...
Forgotten I am, but I'll protect you again."
Yes, I wrote that. I also wrote ones for Jackle, Reala, Wizeman, and NiGHTS.
#132
Posted 08 April 2008 - 01:47 AM
Are you the one who came up with Selph?A poem by the infamous Selph:
"I am forgotten, a shadowed entity that no one sees-- No one hears -- I don't even breathe, I am forgotten, a representation of a mirror, on par army taking up the rear, a one-man SWAT team, a one ring show, that was to be beaten in order to grow, yet my Master found it prudent to lock me away, to trap me in dreams sans reality, to forget all about little old me -- Little old me, a child at heart, a tearful infant in the dark, as Master moved on to his other creations-- I was the oldest, the best, and the most loyal, I could have saved all his plans from being foiled, but I was trapped, locked away, in my head I would stay; plagued by the demons of my own misdeeds-- I am forgotten, pulled from my place, and now I've disappeared, leaving no trace-- but isn't this for the best? Isn't this what you wanted, Father? To focus more on my brothers, to lavish protection upon the others, but leave me out into the cold, in that toxic air that my lungs now hold, stagnant with the hideous stench of defeat and disbelief-- I am forgotten, forever from this day, and as my final word, I have to say-- I am forgotten, my Father, but no less your son, although I myself am on the run, if ever you need me, I shall be there, although I'm forgotten, you needn't care, but still, my forgotten Self shall stay by your side, if only briefly I'll reside for that's the way I've always been...
Forgotten I am, but I'll protect you again."
Yes, I wrote that. I also wrote ones for Jackle, Reala, Wizeman, and NiGHTS.
Reala: I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car, I am a superstar and I don't care who you are!
NiGHTS:
#133
Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:57 PM
Are you the one who came up with Selph?
I... don't quite understand the question. Did I invent him, you mean? No, of course not. I was only four when the first game came out, how on Earth could I have created him? I was in kindergarden. I didn't even know how to tie my own shoes let alone create a game character.
Anyway!
Owl: Well... Visitor... Well.... Oh, you know what? You *bleep* don't pay me *bleep* enough for this *bleep*. I'm *bleep* gone. I *bleep* quit.
Director (after Owl has left): Whoops.... I forgot to turn off the camera....
#134
Posted 09 April 2008 - 04:44 AM
Reala: Meh, I think I might look better in a pink miniskirt, actually....
#135
Posted 09 April 2008 - 03:39 PM
Owl: Never more!
Reala: The vistor's life is in my hands! *he puts his hand close to Will's face*
Will: Aaaaahhhhhh!.... Is that purple nail polish?
Reala: ...Maybe...MWAHAHAH! Now I shall go paint yours!
Will: Noooo! NiGHTS! Help!
NiGHTS: Meh, I don't FEEL like it.
If they ever say this, run in circles hopelessly confused. xD
#136
Posted 09 April 2008 - 06:47 PM
Reala: Kid, we know you're behind that bush.
Will: F**k.
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NiGHTS: *holds Wiimote like a golf club, swings*
Helen: Wait, did I just hear a golf ball? *Helen gets hit by an invisable ball*
NiGHTS: *holds Wiimote like a bowl ball, throws it*
Helen: A bowling ball? *Helen goes flying* What the hell is going on?
NiGHTS: Yes, even genderless dream jesters like playing Wii Sports!
===
Wizeman: Halo is so overrated. I got Call of Duty 4 instead! =D
#137
Posted 09 April 2008 - 07:20 PM
Wizeman: I'm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it HURTS!!!
#138
Posted 09 April 2008 - 07:28 PM
NiGHTS: Who's Jack Sparrow?
Reala: I have no clue...
Helen: I love you Reala! Let's go run through a field of flowers and eat ice cream!
Reala: OKAY!!! 8D *giggles like a little girl*
#139
Posted 11 April 2008 - 08:28 PM
Reala: Try to escape, you know you can't! *Looks at Will* And you!...Well, just go gamble or something. I know Delight City is suppose to symbolize growing up or something, but kid, are you a gambling addict?
==
Kid 1: I'm bored...
Kid 2: I'm tired of playing Journey of Dreams, I want to play NiGHTS into dreams, but I don't have a Saturn!
*Claris pops out of nowhere*
Claris: Now you don't have to wait anymore, NiD is coming to America for the PS2!
Kids: Really?! =D
Claris: Pfft. Ever been a Sega fan, kid? Go read up a article on Sonic X-treme.
*Claris disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Kid 1: What the f**k is Sonic X-Treme?
VERY LAME, but anyone who wants to know about everything wrong with Sega should at least read an article on Sonic X-Treme. It's...an eye-opener...
#140
Posted 12 April 2008 - 04:08 PM
Reala: *Clocks NiGHTS upside the head*
#141
Posted 12 April 2008 - 06:03 PM
Wizeman: *gasp* Meanie! :'(
#142
Posted 12 April 2008 - 09:03 PM
NiGHTS:........?
Wizeman: ....To make me....
NiGHTS:.........?
Wizeman: ..........A SAMWHITCH!!!!!
#143
Posted 12 April 2008 - 09:27 PM
NiGHTS: oh, a little birdy told me...-shifty eyes- *GIGGLESNORT*
#144
Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:24 AM
Reala:I'm Crazy!
Claris:I'm a Basketball Player!
Elliot:I'm a Singer!
Wizeman: ,lol
#145
Posted 13 April 2008 - 12:50 AM
NiGHTS: Just as I thought.... The radio is usless!
Reala: What I don't get, is why they sent just the tree of us to this HUGE island. I mean, we're good, but I don't know if we're THAT good...
NiGHTS: A large force would be cumbersome.
Reala: Keep things small an' sleek, eh?
.....
LATER
*Jackle in Hippo costume drops through ceiling*
Reala: Who the HECK is this?!
#146
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:00 AM
Need I go on? XD
#147
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:14 AM
NiGHTS:We're no strangers to love
Jackle: You know the rules and so do I... do I, do I
Reala: A full commitment's what I'm thinkin of
Will: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Helen: IIIIIiiii just wanna tell you how I'm feeeling
Claris: Gotta make you understand
Elliot: Never gonna give you up
Gillwing: Never gonna let you down
Gulpo: Never gonna run around and desert you
Wizeman: Never gonna make you cry
Puffy: Never gonna say goodbye
Donbalon:Never gonna tell you a lie and hurt you
#148
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:28 AM
Nightopian: *ANYTHING IN WORDS*
#149
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:49 AM
NiGHTS: Sure!
William: Well, you know Reala upstairs?
NiGHTS: Uh huh.
William: Well, he's a Nightmaren, and you're a Nightmaren...
NiGHTS: Right.
William: You're both Nightmarens.
NiGHTS: Yeah.
William: Are you two related?
NiGHTS: What?! William, I'm surprised at you! I...oh, wait...now that I think about it, we are related. Damn.
(awkward silence)
#150
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:51 PM
#151
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:54 PM
#152
Posted 13 April 2008 - 01:58 PM
#153
Posted 13 April 2008 - 10:41 PM
Reala: Who looooves the chocolate~?
Jackle: *in the background* I DO!
NiGHTS: Everyone Loves The Chocolate,
Wizeman: Nobody Hates The Chocolate,
Claris: 'Cuz everyone loves the chocolate!
*Reala, NiGHTS, Jackle, and Wizeman stare at Claris*
Reala: Dude, no. You killed it! YOU PHAIL!!
#154
Posted 14 April 2008 - 02:13 AM
Reala: I'm living with mom. YOU SUCK WIZEMAN!
~~~
NiGHTS: I can fly, I can fly, I flew! (Peter pan reference)
~~~
Wizeman: So, what's the point of having a head when I have no eyes, mouth, or nose? My eyes are on my frikken hands!!!
~~~
Reala: *Goes to Walmart and talks in speaker* I LUFF CINDERELLA!
#155
Posted 14 April 2008 - 07:16 PM
#156
Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:55 PM
NiGHTS: Your momma's so stupid, she makes Jackle look like a genius!
Reala: Oh yea?! Well your momma's so fat, if Kakashi were to do 'A Thousand Years of Pain' on her, he'd get lost!
NiGHTS: Well, your momma's so ugly, even Naruto can't believe it!
Reala: Your momma's so stupid, when she first saw Puffy, she thought she was a man!
Jackle: Your momma's so white, she makes Reala look black!
Reala: Yea?! Well your momma's....wait...HEY!!!
Jackle and NiGHTS: Lulz...
#157
Posted 15 April 2008 - 12:40 AM
Reala: Yo momma's so stupid, she cheated off Jackle's test!(NiGHTS and Reala are telling 'Yo Momma' jokes to each other)
NiGHTS: Your momma's so stupid, she makes Jackle look like a genius!
Reala: Oh yea?! Well your momma's so fat, if Kakashi were to do 'A Thousand Years of Pain' on her, he'd get lost!
NiGHTS: Well, your momma's so ugly, even Naruto can't believe it!
Reala: Your momma's so stupid, when she first saw Puffy, she thought she was a man!
Jackle: Your momma's so white, she makes Reala look black!
Reala: Yea?! Well your momma's....wait...HEY!!!
Jackle and NiGHTS: Lulz...
NiGHTS: Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Reala: Yo momma's so skinny, they played hide and go seek, she hid behind a broom they didn't find her for three days!
NiGHTS: Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Reala: Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!
NiGHTS: Yo momma's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and got turned away 'cause they said "Sorry, no professionals!"
Reala: Yo momma's so ugly, Dracula wouldn't drink her blood!
NiGHTS: Yo momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
#158
Posted 15 April 2008 - 12:56 AM
NiGHTS: I bet you can't eat this really hot pepper!
Reala: I bet'cha I can! Gimme that! *takes pepper* Omnomnomnomnom! *sits there*
NiGHTS: O.o
Jackle: Hey, Reala, what's the time?
Reala: Hmm...*checks watch* it's half past--
Reala's watch: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *Shoop Da Woops Reala*
(Reference and Reference)
#159
Posted 15 April 2008 - 09:31 PM
Reala: *looks at him oddly, sniffs air* O_____O *runs away*
NiGHTS: ^_____________________________^
#160
Posted 15 April 2008 - 10:39 PM
(South Park Michael Jackson reference. Yes I love reala but seriously, it seems like he likes kids in JoD)
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