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[EZEKiAL]

For those of you who've played The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, you may have heard of the Triforce hoax. THOUSANDS of people sent in the most rediculous (although some were believable) ways to get the Triforce. So, I thought it would be fun to do something like this for Jackle in JoD!
Basically, all you have to do is come up with a way to get Jackle (it can be ludicrous or actually realistic) in JoD, then post it here. Hope you guys have fun!

Here's mine.

-You have to have all 60 Dreamdrops and All A Rank.

-You have to have all the stamps for My Dream.

-You have to rack up 77:07 hours of gameplay.

Afterwords, it should say "A change has appeared at the Dream Fountain"
Jump into it and you'll go to fight Jackle as Claris and Old School NiGHTS.

[viperxmns]

- Enter the Memory Forest as Claris.

- Jump approximately 654 times in a row. Don't let the awakers get you!

- Turn off the Wii.

- Turn on a Sega Saturn OR a PAL enabled Playstation 2 with NiGHTS into dreams in the disc tray. THIS STEP IS CRUCIAL.

- Go to 'options', then set your boss fights to Jackle only.

- Play a level.

- NOW YOU WILL FIGHT JACKLE AT THE END OF THE LEVEL.

- Finish fighting Jackle.

- Turn on your Wii and start JoD again.

- Go back to the Memory Forest as Claris.

REPEAT, YOU CAN FIGHT JACKLE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT

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[EZEKiAL]

- Enter the Memory Forest as Claris.

- Jump approximately 654 times in a row. Don't let the awakers get you!

- Turn off the Wii.

- Turn on a Sega Saturn OR a PAL enabled Playstation 2 with NiGHTS into dreams in the disc tray. THIS STEP IS CRUCIAL.

- Go to 'options', then set your boss fights to Jackle only.

- Play a level.

- NOW YOU WILL FIGHT JACKLE AT THE END OF THE LEVEL.

- Finish fighting Jackle.

- Turn on your Wii and start JoD again.

- Go back to the Memory Forest as Claris.

REPEAT, YOU CAN FIGHT JACKLE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT

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-goes to try it-

BY GOLLY!

[phosphorus]

A magnifying glass, and a steady hand.

But this does remind me or f a sequence I imagined sometime before the game came out. It's based on the incorrect assumption that the lizard guy took more than one hit to kill.

After a few hits, lizard guy, there would be a cut scene where the camera zooms up closer to him, then a bloody card emerges from his chest, accompanied by an evil laugh. Surprise, it's Jackle, who has just backstabed lizard guy. you fight Jackle now.

[Birdy]

You must first collect all 60 dream drops, then defeat one the bosses on hard 100 times each (you won't need an A rank, but don't be lazy). A cut scene then will revile a dark portal in the dream gate. Owl will blab about how some past Nightmares are back. (it will be a lot more wordy though) Then you must find the void. It should be easy, it's around the top of the hill you can see as soon as you come in. This void leads directly to the Nightmare dimension. Jump right in! Here you can fight the bosses from the first game!
Chamelan- unlock Jackle
Cerberus- unlocks Gillwing
Donbalon- unlocks Puffy
Girania- unlocks Gulpo
Bomamba- unlocks Clawz
Queen Bella- unlocks hard Reala where you have to launch the orbs at him then paraloop him while he's stunned

[Moonlighttrill]

Here begins the long tale to get jackle (i kno it works, i've done it)

1 - Pick up a japanese copy of pokemon green
2 - catch Mew through illegitamte ways (GS or mew glitch is ok) and you will be presented with a red stapler
3 - play pokemon jasmine (gotta import that too) and catch pikablu
4 - trade the mew for the pikablu
5 - with the pikablu now on pokemon green play pokemon stadium 1 using the GBA transfr pack
6 - after registering a team (any cup will do) with pikablu do the ABRACADABRA deal (google it and youll understand the code type)
7 - the game with freeze and your tv will say "Please insert Banjo Kazooie"
8 - Play through the game till you get the Ice Key
9 - Go to the final chamber before gruntilda and press start and do the ABRACADARA trick again
10 - it will freeze again, this time insert Super Mario 64. with the N64 speaker attached to the controller
11 - get Luigi by going to your kitchen, eat a pineapple, then coming back to your tv and recite the words to the Alvin and the Chipmunks theme
12 - this will cause the game to play an eerie sound that will last 5 minutes
13 - start NiGHTS JoD on a different TV and shake your remote at the TV with SM64 until the microphone on the Wiimote picks up the signal and unlocks "nintendo illusion"
14 - here you must race Selph (ZOMG SELPH!!!111oneone) and beat him 777 times and put a piece of bread in your wii JUST BEFORE YOUR 777th WIN
15 - the bread will become toast which will also have a 12 digit number burnt into it
16 - go to the inser friend code and input tyhis 12 digit number
17 - refresh your friendlist (which has to be full btw) and the number you just put in will say LINK
18 - perform a battle with LINK and beat him 3 times to obtain the Triforce (which will be sent to your My Dream) [btw u will also see a new song in Helen's sky concert, if played in Zelda OoT on the 1st ocarina you will atumatocally win and a storyline that links all the zelda games properly will be revealed]
19 - once you go to your My Dreams the Pian Queen will descened saying her new husband is a jerk and he threw a card at her (OMG ALMOST THERE)
20 - go into the dreams gate and a new ideya (a purple one for Ambition) will appear where Bellbridge is supposed to be instead of the yellow ideya (yeah you must have all A'a btw)
21 - there you will play Twin Seeds: Revisited
22- you must then do a link OVER 9000! to make vegeta appear
23- he will then challenge you to a race, if you win you will be at the finish line, Twin Seeds Tower
24 - Unfortunately you will fall to the bottom of Twin Seeds and have to climb the stairs to the top
25 - once at the top Reala will appear and say "There is no NiGHTS!" and give you a choice of yes or no, choose NO
26 - Reala will take off his hat, but just before showing what's under it he will get a card thrown threw his face
STEP NUMBER 27!!!
This is it, Jackle descends and claims his throne on the top of Twin Seeds and says "I believe you have my stapler" and will attack you.
The fight lasts 123 seconds and works JUST like the one in NiD but if you lose you have to start from step 2 all over again with a new mew. if you win you get a trophy to go in your My Dream of Jackle. Your Nightopians will all bow to him and the Queen Pian will turn into a Female Jackle. Unfortunately you cant fight jackle again, but you can fight his wife. Her boss fight starts by polishig jackles statue. When fighting her you have to use the wiimote only flying though but she plays just like jackle, but shoots pancakes at you.

Have Fun!

[TRAViS]

HOW TO UNLOCK JACKLE

1. Play through and complete NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams. You need all 60 dream drops and all A-rank to do so.
2. Plug the controller into the fourth controller port and jump into the fountain.
3. Eject the disc before you jump out of the fountain and put Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games into your Wii.
4. The game will attempt to load Sonic in place of the dreamer. Weird stuff will happen, but be patient.
5. When your Wii finally crashes, turn it off completely and throw it across the room.
6. Go on your computer and complain on the nightsintodreams.com forums. Note: not just any message board will do.
(6a.) Optionally, also go send a few angry e-mails to Sega.
7. Vow to rip the Jackle 3D model out of NiGHTS into Dreams and program him into a fan game sequel to JoD.
8. Wait a few years until someone does step 7 for you.
9. Stop playing NiGHTS 3: Galaxy of Dreams by Nintendo and go try the fan game.
10. Be dissatisfied by low production values and the lack of Jackle in NiGHTS 3. Repeat step 7 with GoD.
(10a.) Optionally, repeat step 8.
11. When Reala the Nightmaren comes out at the tail-end of the next generation for the Nintendo TWii, Playstation 3, and NeXBOX, give up all hope. Watch SEGA dissolve into Nintendo and just go play NiGHTS into Dreams.
12. Now go play NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams on the Nintendo Virtual Console, which SEGA appended to have Jackle replace the Cackling Chameleon.

Tried and tested.

[spinningcannon]

Here begins the long tale to get jackle (i kno it works, i've done it)

1 - Pick up a japanese copy of pokemon green
2 - catch Mew through illegitamte ways (GS or mew glitch is ok) and you will be presented with a red stapler...

(etc.)

That entire thing had me in stitches. Best Jackle-getting method ever.
And it works, too! 8D
(I wish!)

5. When your Wii finally crashes, turn it off completely and throw it across the room

That was unexpected. XD

[trueBLUE]

How to unlock (for realz!!) Jackle in JoD:

1. Buy JoD when another person is buying Mario Galaxy.
2. Start a flame war.
3. Start a food fight (HOW CAN YOU DO IT IN A GAME STORE!?).
4. Get banned from said game store.
5. Start a cat fight.
6. Win.
7. Spin in a circle 60 times.
8. Scream random words.

Instead of locking Jackle, you'll end up in a nuthouse. HOORAY!! >=D

No.

[DAiLiGHT]

Collect all 60 Dreamdrops, get all A ranks, collect all stamps in My Dream, get to be ranked #1 in the world in everything, play for seventy hours straight no sleep for the wicked muahahah! Then screw all that into the ground and go play NiGHTS: Into Dreams.

There. There's your Jackle.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

(You must have all 60 dreamdrops)
1. Get out a deck of Go-Fish cards.
2. Put one card after another into the Wii.
3. After doing so, jam the JoD disk into the Wii.
4. Run around screaming while singing at the top of your lungs the Doom Song for five minutes after the game loads.
5. Write 'I Must Not Tell Lies' on the back of your hand fifty times.
6. Go to My Dream and press every button on the Wii Remote simultaneously while screaming.
7. Go back and play the level in which you have to save the Nightopians from the black hole.
8. DON'T catch any Nightopians.
9. Fly up to the hole. You will get sucked in.
10. There will be a dark abyss ahead of you. Again, press the all of the buttons on the Wii Remote simultaneously (while screaming).
11. A big, toothy grin should appear in front of you, Jackle will appear.
12. Lose to Jackle
13. Go jump into the fountain. When you come out, instead of NiGHTS standing there, Jackle will be in NiGHTS' place.

And there you go, JACKLE!

[iLLViLLAiN]

How to unlock Jackle(playable character)

1. Beat the game as both William and Helen consecutively one hundred times. You will only be able to do this within a week. If you do not reach one hundred in a week the counter will reset and you will have to try again next week.

2. After the "one hundred completion" challenge you get to play as Owl. Now this is where the game gets boring. You play as Owl throughout the entire campaign. He does not dualize with NiGHTS as he can fly already and he is very slow. You must beat the entire game with this fellow twice.

3. After that go to your My Dream and wait for an hour for the world to flip upside down. This will only happen if you have completed step two.

4. When the world flips over put in the combination. This will only work with the Wiimote. A, B, 1, 2, Up, Down, A, B. This is not a cheat. This is a combination. Remember that.

5. Wizeman will appear and will offer you three wishes with a list of options. Be sure to choose option 1 for the first wish, option 4 for the second wish, and option 39 for the third wish.

6. Wizeman will give you a statue of Jackle.

7. Take that statue to the Memory Forest mission where you have to play Dreams Dreams. Now here is the trickiest part of all. You have to have very sharp eyes for this. As you are flying there will be an army of Kircles all with their original bodies except for one. The odd one out is green Now why do you need a sharp eye? Because this guy is literally the size of an atom so you are going to really have to spot him. If you miss him you must start over from step one.

8. Now paraloop the little guy. Drill dashes won't work.

9. He should have left a token with Jackle's face on it.

10. Collect it before it dissapears within 0.01 seconds.

11. Now go back to the title screen. You should see Jackle instead of NiGHTS.

12. Go to any dream and you should now be able to dualize with Jackle.

[Drannore]

Oh, boy, here it goes (inhales)

1. Put in the N: JoD disc before you turn on the console
2. Get absolutely everything, and then copy your save file into the last slot.
3. Snap the disc in half, mailing one piece to Sonic Team Japan and the other to Sega of America, making sure to send each piece with an accompanying letter complaining about the recent quality of Sonic games. (You must specifically reference Sonic 06 and Big the Cat at least twice)
4. Wait for each half of the disc to come back in the mail, accompanied by letters telling you all about how great Sonic Heroes on PS2 was.
5. Glue the disc together with the adhesive collected from exactly 56 Post-it Notes (generic imitations don't work)
6. Put the disc into a Sega CD to wipe all of the quality from the disc, and then restore the quality by putting the disc in a Dreamcast
7. Boot up the game again, but do not go past the menu screen.
8. Leave the game in this state for twelve hours and eat and drink nothing during that time
9. Plug both Wii USB ports with memory sticks loaded with pirated music and Photoshopped pictures of cats
10. Sever your leg and relinquish your pipes (H*R!)
11. Put on the jackle mask worn by Egyptian embalmers
12. Soak your Wii console in spices and incense
13. Stab your Wii console, tearing out its CPU and offering it to Huizilopochtli
14. Set you Wii adrift so that it may rendezvous with the Stygian ferry. Do not forget the toll.
15. If your console gets past Cerberus and then escapes from the Underworld, back to you, you will have unlocked Jackle.

NOTE: if any of these steps is done with the slightest inaccuracy, you will not receive Jackle even if it gets past Cerberus.

[DAiLiGHT]

Here's another theory.

Turn on your Nintendo Wii console with Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games in the slot.

Then, dance the cha-cha in a hula skirt. Men must do this too.

Thirdly, you open up a portal into Hell using that old spellbook you found in your grandma's basement. You always thought her muffins tasted like wool of bat anyway.

Fourth, you take control of the Hell-Beast that awakens from the portal and use him to consume your foes.

Fifth, you must turn off your Wii and use the Hell-Beast to devour the disc.

Sixth, you place JoD in the slot and order the Hell-Beast to press the "on" button. Don't try to do it yourself. Make the Hell-Beast do it. It's got the juju.

Seventh, you chant a mantra in Latin, which will basically translate into "DAMN YOU NINTENDO I WANT JACKLE AND I WANT HIM NOW!"

Eighth, dance the cha-cha in the hula skirt once again. You should still be wearing the skirt from the last time.

Ninth, get really really drunk and....

Tenth, make sure you wash your Wiimote before the eleventh step. Soap and Water, people, soap and water.

Eleventh, you collect all 60 Dreamdrops and get an A on every level and boss.

Twelveth, you get the SuperPian and wait until the tower is built.

Thirteenth, you jump into the fountain and do the whole 60-dreamdrop-woohoo-now you're Claris/Elliot thing.

Fourteenth, you play either Delight City or Memory Forest (depending on your character of choice) and beat the hard mode boss once again, making SURE to get an A. If you get any lower than that, it'll screw you over and you'll have to start from the beginning of this tedious process once again.

Fifteenth, you should find a giant smoking wormhole of DEATH above the fountain. Dualize with NiGHTS and jump in.

You should now find Jackle sleeping on a billiards table. Paraloop him to wake him up.

There will be some short dialogue mainly consisting of Jackle screeching and laughing maniacally and NiGHTS saying "See? This is why we didn't want him in the game."

You have now unlocked Jackle.

Remember to feed your Hell-Beast. Little brothers keep his coat shiny.

[WiNTER]

1. Insert JoD disk into the Wii.

2. Start the game, play through with both children (it doesn't matter what ranks you get).

3. Put down the Wiimote just as the credits are ending.

4. Take a bat and hit your Wii repeatedly. Don't forget to scream something to the effect of "THAT WAS CRAP!!! WHERE'S JACKLE, YOU BASTARDS?!?!"

5. Restart the console. You have now unlocked Jackle as a playable character. Or not. You don't know until you try.

[Coolmatt49]

How To Unlock The Jackle (FOR REALS!!1!!)----

Make sure you locate all 60 Dream Drops in the Game and all A's in each of the missions EXCEPT FOR ONE, which is the Crystal Castle Stage Link Challenge. You have to have a B in that mission. Go through the mission and get 999 Links FOUR times in a row. For the last chance you get to make 30 links, circle once around the entire course (MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE LINKS). At the start of the stage (where you started off), there should be leaves falling. Keep Paralooping the leaves until you hear a sound effect that resembles the Jackle laughing from NiGHTS into Dreams. A message will appear stating, "Congratulations! Check your Wii's Message Board for the next clue!"

After that, turn off your Wii Console and go into your Wii's Message Board. You'll see no messages. Don't be scared! Go back to the Calender and go back to the original date of when NiGHTS into Dreams was released for the SEGA Saturn. BUT WAIT! The Calender only goes back to January 2000?! Don't Panic, now you need to select the days in January of 2000 that correspond to the launch date of NiGHTS into Dreams IN EUROPE. Input each number individually ("10, 7, 19, 9, 6" for October, 7, 1996). When you go to the last number, 6, post a memo on there just saying "Jackle".

Restart your game now and go to your My Dream with Helen. From there, you will find a Nightopian wearing what resembles the Jackle's hat. Pick up the Nightopian and then you will hear another Jackle laugh and the message "Congratulations! Jump in the fountain for you reward!" From there you can now jump in the fountain in the Dream Gate and select whether you want to change your character or fight a newly-made Jackle, which is the hardest boss in the game.

[iLLViLLAiN]

How To Unlock The Jackle (FOR REALS!!1!!)----

Make sure you locate all 60 Dream Drops in the Game and all A's in each of the missions EXCEPT FOR ONE, which is the Crystal Castle Stage Link Challenge. You have to have a B in that mission. Go through the mission and get 999 Links FOUR times in a row. For the last chance you get to make 30 links, circle once around the entire course (MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET ANYMORE LINKS). At the start of the stage (where you started off), there should be leaves falling. Keep Paralooping the leaves until you hear a sound effect that resembles the Jackle laughing from NiGHTS into Dreams. A message will appear stating, "Congratulations! Check your Wii's Message Board for the next clue!"

After that, turn off your Wii Console and go into your Wii's Message Board. You'll see no messages. Don't be scared! Go back to the Calender and go back to the original date of when NiGHTS into Dreams was released for the SEGA Saturn. BUT WAIT! The Calender only goes back to January 2000?! Don't Panic, now you need to select the days in January of 2000 that correspond to the launch date of NiGHTS into Dreams IN EUROPE. Input each number individually ("10, 7, 19, 9, 6" for October, 7, 1996). When you go to the last number, 6, post a memo on there just saying "Jackle".

Restart your game now and go to your My Dream with Helen. From there, you will find a Nightopian wearing what resembles the Jackle's hat. Pick up the Nightopian and then you will hear another Jackle laugh and the message "Congratulations! Jump in the fountain for you reward!" From there you can now jump in the fountain in the Dream Gate and select whether you want to change your character or fight a newly-made Jackle, which is the hardest boss in the game.

Yo it works. It really worked. No jokes.

[DAiLiGHT]

Here's yet another theory from the crossed-wires and broken sparkplugs that make up the brain of DAiLiGHT:

Play JoD all the way through six-hundred-and-sixty-six times. Each time you complete the game, you must dance to salsa music while singing "Jackle Jackle Jackle wooooo Jackle Jackle" to the beat. On your six-hundred-and-sixty-seventh playthrough, the game will spontaniously freeze in Crystal Castle and the screen will appear to be melting. Don't worry. This is normal. It's a cutscene type thing. You'll hear Jackle's laughter echo through your home. Again, don't worry. It's nomal. Suddenly your television will explode, Jackle will laugh crazily, and you'll be without a TV.

Go play Into Dreams and forget it all happened. Then buy a new TV and start playing SSBB. Jackle should now be one of the characters. There will be an option to transfer him into the Wiimote like a Mii. Do so. Do so NOW. Then go back into JoD. There will be an option to transfer Jackle to JoD. There you go. You have Jackle. Was it worth the effort and thousand dollars? Hmm?

[Snugs]

1. Complete the game with A ranks on all the missions.
2. Get all the dreams drops.
3. Make a new file with the name Alex Trebek.
4. Play through the game with Helen until the 2nd Queen Bella fight.
5. At the point of which you have defeated Queen Bella, start drowning puppies and post videos on youtube.
6. After the third "omg your so mean!" comment on the youtube comment, you must set off to become a Pokemon master.
7. When you challenge the E4, you will be faced by Bill Cosby.
8. Listen to his Pokemanz rap.
9. As he is singing, write angry letters to Sega
10. Go to the nearest Subway and on the top of your lungs start singing: FIVE, FIVE DOLLA, FIVE DOLLA FOOOOOOOT LOOOOONG!!!
ITS CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA CATHING ON!!!
11. Cry that your Wii is broken, Sega never wrote you back, your youtube video got flagged, you didn't beat the E4, and that you got banned from Subway for ova 9000 hours.
12. Jackle will dance around you and proceed to walk like an Egyptian.
13. Figure out why Egyptians walk like that
14. Buy a new Wii and Jackle will replace NiGHTS for every other second.

Wait, thats not that funny. :l

[tinfoil]

How to unlock Jackle.

1. Get a deck of playing cards. (The normal kind, no Go Fish or Old Maid.)
2. Insert JOD into the Wii with the Ace of Spades facing up on the title side and the Queen of Hearts on the opposite side.
3. When the game starts, make a new file with the name, "Wiseguy."
4. Proceed through the game as normal until you complete it and get all of the Dreamdrops and all A Ranks. (The only change in the game is that Wiseman is called Wiseguy throughout the game.)
5. After you meet the above requirements, go to Memory Forest as Claris and play the Queen Bella VS. mission.
6. Just after starting, eject the disk and remove the two playing cards.
7. Quickly reinsert the disk and it will resume during the boss battle.
8. Jackle will appear and kill Queen Bella and transform the arena into an updated version of the Mantle.
9. Fight him and win.
10. Afterwards, any fights with Queen Bella will be replaced with Jackle. He also replaces her in the cutscene before the hard battle.

[DAiLiGHT]

1) Insert JoD into your Wii.

2) Play the Chamelan vs mission.

3) Close your eyes real tight and pretend he's Jackle.

4) Woo hoo.

[Dreamer#96]

How To Get Jackle


1.get some playing cards and a trampoline

2.bring your wii and tv outside and onto the trampoline

3.ask some little kids to come play on your trampoline

4.start jumping on the trampoline and throw the cards at the little kids until they're all gone

5.insert the JoD disc into your wii

6.go to the menu screen

7.get grounded off your wii for a week for throwing cards at little kids

8.go send Dreamer#96 mean messages about this post]

9.after a week re-insert the JoD Disc

10.go listen to owl blab on about why not to throw cards at little kids

11.Watch owl go drown helen or will in the fountain

12:as owl is drowning u,u will begin to here jackle laughs

13:helen or will,will be teleported to the mantle and there they will find NiGHTS in a cage and will have to fight jackle

14:instead of fighting jackle,go get owl and throw him at jackle, jackle should be dead within the next minute

15:go free NiGHTS

16:by then,your wii will blow up and the Last JoD and NiD disc will be lost and all the NiGHTS fans will have died

17:go mourn at TRiPPY's grave

18:go find Dreamer#96 and have him arrested

19:go find whats left of the NiGHTS fanbase,and whats left of sega

20:make a new NiGHTS game

21:clone TRiPPY and all the other NiGHT fans

22:go into space and find a new planet for NiGHT fans

23:go make your followers make a statue of u

24:by then you would be 20 years older and of forgotten all about what u originally meant to do and u will forget about JoD and jackle not being in JoD.

but just to avoid this all,go play NiD

[WATERLiLYCAT]

I'm beginning to feel as though you all are lying to me.
Moonlighttrill owes me a Wii, the crumbs ruined mine.

So, after reading this thread and being lied blatently to, in a poetic tradgedy I set out on a long and perilous quest to uncover exactly how Jackle is REALLY unlocked.
After exactly 10. 7675534389 years, I began to feel as though my quest was in vain... But, after a breakthrough in mighty morphin' radioactive spider technology, I found hope again. I traveled to a Victorian Opera house where large boulders and giant plumbers ran rampant in the streets. I was engaged in a fencing match with the Phantom of the Opera and Solid Snake for three days. Many fedora hats were lost.
Upon defeating Stage six, I came to a stunning realization... Not only does SEGA suck for not putting Jackle in JoD, Nintendo sucks for not putting Metal Sonic in SSBB.
After another ten minutes in the Congo, and a stellar rafting chase scene with Mewtwo, I came upon a lost Incan village, where the secrets of unlocking Jackle were revealed to me...

I. Buy a Dreamcast and a copy of NiD.
II. Play it.
III. Bask in the awe that is Jackle.
IV. Enough of that, now. Put a hundred scorpions and thirty-five tons of active C-4 into a Fed Ex package and mail it to Sonic team.
V. Once SEGA is a giant desolate crater, rebuild as a grand orange-and-black office.
VI. Elect WATERLiLYCAT new SEGA president.
VII. Buy a copy of 'Reala's Grand Adventure' while Jackle gets his own game and a line of kitchenware.
VIII. Thank the Egyptians for Roman numerals and the CATS musical.

[Mysticgamer]

Get a 60 dream drops
Beat the game with c's or better to unlock the secret ending.
Beat the game again with both kids again watch ending and when you see Nights on the tower input: up, down, left, right, left, right, then hold the a button until you hear ring chime.
That means you've unlocked Nightmare mode and now all the bosses have been exchanged for their NID counter parts.

[DAiLiGHT]

For some reason that one actually sounds believable. But here's a better one.

First: You will watch Family Guy for sixteen hours straight until your eyes and ears bleed.

Second you shall cut a giant hole in the TV screen. Make sure to keep the piece you cut out. Don't throw it away.

Third, insert a Jackle Cosplayer into your TV.

Fourth, insert a NiGHTS cosplayer into your TV.

Fifth, replace the piece of glass you cut out and fuse it back to the screen.

Sixth, order the cosplayers to fight for your amusement or they shall be fed to the Hell Beast you should still have in your bathtub.

[Haga11111]

1. Beat the game with all A's
2. Write an angry letter to SEGA to tell them to make an online update for JOD (Like what they did with Halo) that makes Jackle playable
3. Tell all the other NiGHTS fans to do this as well
4. Send more under different names to make SEGA think that one person is actually 777
5. Tell the other NiGHTS fans to do this
6. Make sure that exactly 777 NiGHTS fans, including yourself, do this
7. If SEGA still won't start throwing cards at them until they die
8. Take over their place and put Jackle in JOD
9. Play JOD as Jackle
10. Happy End!
11 (optional): Throw cards at the judge and the Jury in court case of arresting you for murder while wearing a Mantle

[EZEKiAL]

I know now what we must do to acquire total Jackle-nocity. After toiling for countless minutes, I've finally figured it out.
How to REALLY unlock Jackle:

1. You must first acquire a large mongoose. Train the mongoose to kill snakes and other small animals at your command.

2. Give them mongoose lots of steroids to make it really big. We're talking about the size of a Ford Tundra or maybe an oversized novelty basketball.

3. Take the mongoose to the nearest pet show and win by literally destroying the competition. MAKE SURE that you make all little kids in the stadium cry, or you'll have to sacrifice your mongoose to Wizeman and start over with a new one.

4. The pet show directors will give you a secret password. Input this password as your name in JoD.

5. Now THIS is where things get difficult. Turn off JoD and go talk to your couch for several hours about how you feel about Jackle not being in JoD. The couch will begin to cry. As the THIRD tear falls from it's eye, quickly press up, up, up, down, left, right, left onto the nearest Dance Dance Revolution mat. If done correctly and with enough funk, you should hear a chime. Go get your pizza pockets out of the microwave and continue your quest of unlocking Jackle.

6. Go down to your basement (if you do not have one, make one) and dance in circles around a stack of burning puppies. The puppies MUST be dead within five minutes or this won't work and you'll have to start over with the couch part and make more pizza pockets.

7. Once you've gotten tired of dancing, go up and turn on your Wii. Play JoD all the way through, making sure you get E's on every mission. You cannot do ANY better than E, or else you won't be able to fight Jackle.

8. Once you've beaten all the levels with an E rank, you should hear another chime. Quickly press the A and B buttons 182,859,283 times within one minute. You should hear Jackle laugh.

9. Turn off your Wii and begin sauteing a batch of mushrooms. Eat them (make sure they're poisonous) quickly, then go wander around your front yard naked as you suffer from hallucinations and food poisoning.

10. After a couple weeks in the hospital, come home and erect a statue to NiGHTS. Make sure, MAKE SURE, that you carve his amazingly sexy abs with annoying detail or else your refridgerator will smash your Wii in a horrifying rage. After carving the statue, abs and pecks included, proceed to make sexual comments about NiGHTS' mother. The statue should come to life.

11. (you must do the next part quickly) Hit NiGHTS with your DDR mat, and he will be stunned and take 38 damage. Use your magical sword to reduce his mana to 12, then begin to steal his items. After awhile, he will give up and go play your Wii. (remember, this part is hard because NiGHTS is level 100,000,000,000) He will begin to complain that Jackle is not in JoD.

12. Go through a car washing montage with NiGHTS, and make sure that 80's music is playing while you do so. Metal Sonic should come to your house, asking if he can join your car-washing shenanigans. Tell him that he can't because "Silly Robot, montages are for kids!" He will attempt to kill you with his metal claws of terror. Quickly, before you're maimed, go inside and turn on your Wii. Metal Sonic will get destracted by its green light of on-ness.

13. Finish washing the car with NiGHTS and Metal Sonic, and you should recieve a text message saying that you've unlocked Jackle in JoD. However, you will not know how to get to him, because your phone will explode before the 'person' on the other end can finish their next text.

14. After several days of depression, go play Dreams Dreams on your Ocarina twenty-seven times. Jackle will come to your house and NiGHTS will dualize with you and help you fight him.

And that's how you fight Jackle! Unfortunately, if you lose the fight, you die in real life. But it's worth it!

[InTheNightlight]

I don't have JoD but what the hey!

1) Play JoD until you win WITHOUT TURNING OFF THE SYSTEM OR PAUSING AT ALL! Be sure to be wearing an orange jester hat and an orange mantle.

2) Then run through a car wash naked pretending to be in a car.

3) Then use your newfound squeaky-clean-ness to squeak all the way home. If you don't squeak you must start over from Step 1.

4) Sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' while throwing cards at a NiGHTS plushie for three days straight.

5) Your phone will have a text message from the Tails Doll telling you to look behind you.

6) Look behind you. The Tails Doll will suck out your soul. You shall now be in Nightmare.

7) Evade Wizeman's maren and escape to Station Square.

8) Ride Sonic the Hedgehog like a motorcycle and jump off at a cliff. BE SURE TO BE WEARING AN ORANGE HAT AND ORANGE MANTLE!

9) You will be flying. Fly towards your house and defeat the Taiils Doll. If he sees you, you must start from Step 1. STAB HIM IN THE BACK WHILE HE'S NOT LOOKING!

10) The NiGHTS plushie you threw cards at earlier will be alive and paraloop you.

11) If your mantle falls off, yell "WHOOP!" like Jackle. Put it back on and throw more cards at the plush.

12) It will get bored and play JoD for 4 days.

13) Feed it to your dog or the neighbors' dog. Cheer like a monkey and yell SHOOP DA WHOOP! BWAAAHH!

14) Go and play JoD. Jackle will be on the start up screen.

15) He will cackle maniacly and tell you to look in the basement or attic. He will be there.

16) Have a tea party and laugh all the way through. Jackle will leave later(after ten days of tea partying).

17) Before he leaves, rip a tiny piece of cloth off of his mantle. If he notices you, you must start from Step 1...AGAIN!

18) Tape the piece of cloth to your JoD disk.

19) Jackle will be on the title screen. THE FOLLOWING STEP IS VITALLY IMPORTANT!

20) Start a new game and name the file 'Jack-as'

21) You will now dualize with Jackle and he will replace NiGHTS in cutscenes.

(or...you could just get up off your lazy *** and buy a Saturn and NiD...)

[ViCE]

1) Have all all 60 Dreamdrops, and all A's.
2) Make sure the date is Oct. 31st on your Wii.
3) Jump into the fountain in the dream world with Will.
4) There will be a cutscene where the screen goes static, and Jackle's eye's and grin appear over the static. Next thing you know you will be in an updated version of the Mantle.
5) Jackle fight w/ Elliot Edwards !

[MiTCH]

-=Fight Any Old Boss on JoD!=-

1. Insert NiD into your PC.
2. Find the model of the boss you want to fight and copy it onto your PC.
3. Insert JoD into your PC.
4. Move the model of the boss you want to replace onto your PC.
5. Put the NiD onto JoD to replae the removed model.
6. Attempt to fight against the boss you replaced. You should see the NiD boss instead!

NOTE: The two bosses must resemble each other at least slightly in structure, unless no direct contact is made.
Puffy - Donbalon
Jackle- Reala
And so on and so forth.

SERIOUSLY NOW: I actually saw a Brawl video on YouTube when some guy swapped the models of different Brawl characters, like Lucario with Mario's properties. It worked, too, though it was a little odd with Lucario reaching up for his invisible hat's brim. So if we hacked JoD and made our own Jackle model... it wouldn't work for reasons people will soon tell me, I'm sure. But what if...

[::NiGHTS::lover]

#1: Recite 666 anime and game quotes as you can, the last one being Jackle's maniacal laughter. (If you do not do it properly, Jackle will come to you personally and send you to the most darkest corner of the world. THE BERMUTA TRIANGLE.)

#2: After doing step one, get out some potato chips and start reciting 33 quotes from Death Note. (It will work better if you quote Light Yagami)

#3: Practice your evil, maniacal laughter for 1 WHOLE DAY. (NO RESTING)

#4: Talk endlessly about Jackle everywhere you go, even on the computer for 5 hours straight.

#5: Go onto your Wii and make a Mii that EXACTLY RESEMBLES JACKLE. Nintendo will then have a contest on what Mii looks exactly like Jackle. YOU MUST WIN THIS CONTEST.

#6: Your prize will be a special, non-released copy of JoD. On the back it will say in big orange and yellow letters: *SPECIAL JACKLE EDITION!!!*

#7: Throw away your original copy of JoD. Play the special version on your Wii. IT WILL BE THE SAME, OH NOEZ.

#8: Out of anger and hatred, send a bunch of hate letters at Nintendo about giving you 'just another copy of JoD'.

#9: You shall soon get a letter in your mail from Nintendo. A code will be inside: A, B, A, B, Left, Z, C, B, A, Right

#10: Play the 'special' version of JoD until you get to the beginning cutscene in Lost Park. Type in the code.

#11: As Reala holds Will hostage, the shadow of Jackle will appear behind Reala. Reala will look behind, and NiGHTS will unexpectedly escape along with Will.

#12: Go back to the beginning of Lost Park and play through it. You will then fight Jackle. You may do this for an infinite amount of times xD

[striker0]

Here's my take on getting Jackle.

First off, you don't need all 60 dreamdrops
Do NOT get all A's
After beating the game once with each character, turn your Wii off and take the game out.
Put the disc into a Saturn, and turn it on and off repeatedly 37 times exactly, not more, not less.
In the mean time, with the Wii, put NiD into the wii, doing the same as with like you did with JoD and the Saturn.
After that is done, have a cold frosty beer, or a soft drink.
Then put JoD back into the Wii, and now get all A's.
After that is done, and after the credits, a message will come up in every other language EXCEPT the one that you want on the Wii saying A New Challenger Approaches...........
Beat Jackle in 37 seconds, and then you'll have him.

[NeoScriptor]

-=Fight Any Old Boss on JoD!=-

1. Insert NiD into your PC.
2. Find the model of the boss you want to fight and copy it onto your PC.
3. Insert JoD into your PC.
4. Move the model of the boss you want to replace onto your PC.
5. Put the NiD onto JoD to replae the removed model.
6. Attempt to fight against the boss you replaced. You should see the NiD boss instead!

NOTE: The two bosses must resemble each other at least slightly in structure, unless no direct contact is made.
Puffy - Donbalon
Jackle- Reala
And so on and so forth.

SERIOUSLY NOW: I actually saw a Brawl video on YouTube when some guy swapped the models of different Brawl characters, like Lucario with Mario's properties. It worked, too, though it was a little odd with Lucario reaching up for his invisible hat's brim. So if we hacked JoD and made our own Jackle model... it wouldn't work for reasons people will soon tell me, I'm sure. But what if...

Meh, charlie and I are already having a hell of time trying to do this on the PS2 version. But theoretically, it's possible. Oh and good luck making a Jackle model for the wii. I would just hope that they left one on the JoD disc. And if everybody wanted to play against Jackle, they'd need mod chips and such. What a bummer.

But there is ONE way...

Take out a permanent marker. Flip your JoD disc upside down so that the shiny side is up. Carefully run the marker around the outside edge of the disc, so that it blocks about 1/8" of data. This will make the Wii access the second layer of the dual layer DVD, containing the PS2 remake that was ported to the Wii, but stupidly not included as an unlockable. Now once you start up the disc, you will see a couple of flickers for ~10 seconds while the Wii figures out what happened to the disc. You'll see some clashing of NiD PS2 and JoD imagery during this time. Once it's finished, you'll see the NiD title screen fade in. Hurray! Now just play through 'BRAND NEW DREAM' until you get to Jackle. Also, you can play 'SEGA SATURN DREAM' and 'CHRISTMAS DREAM' just like in NiD PS2. Have fun!

[Huruyami]

How to get Jackle:

Go to the zoo, find a jackal and throw cards at it. :0

[Noctourne Wonderland]

How to REALLY get Jackle-

1. buy JoD

2. fiddle with the colour on your TV screen until everything has an orange tint

3. pick Will

4. mute the game

5. somehow play the song "The Mantle"

6. battle Camelan

Shock! He looks like Jackle! o.0

(If this doesn't work, squint your eyes)