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[viperxmns]

Bahah, just the idea of Reala trying to take a shower is making me laugh. How would he fit his enormous oddly-shaped head in there?

Use your imagination..

*runs away more*

[Meggiemaccat]

And thus I used my imagination. XDDD



First Reala art ever and it's a gag; I should've known. ^^; *shoves in art thread*

EDIT: I can't believe this - I was so tired I forgot his shoes. XPPPP Think I should fix that?

[DAiLiGHT]

EDIT: I can't believe this - I was so tired I forgot his shoes. XPPPP Think I should fix that?

Nah no biggie. If anything it serves to make it funnier.

[Maresuke]

What have I done?! oh no!! XD

[The wise Kitsune]

The Worst thing would be NiGHTS dying, Lol.

[Tangocat777]

Will and Helen are running around Delight City. You find a hidden room. Besides all of the blue chips, It has a pink bed with pictures of Reala all over it.

[Maresuke]

Will and Helen are running around Delight City. You find a hidden room. Besides all of the blue chips, It has a pink bed with pictures of Reala all over it.

And Wizeman singing Barry White....
>_o

[DAiLiGHT]

And Wizeman singing Barry White....
>_o

Oh God..... Worse yet....

GULPO singing Barry White.....

[PRiNCE]

And then, Phuckle (As I STILL refuse to call him Donbalon) holds out his hand. "Go on, reach out and touch me kids. I won't bite...hard."

[DAiLiGHT]

Or, the absolute, worst upon the worst that can happen:

Wizeman: "What up homies? Listen, Ideyas totally whack yo, I'm a rapper now. S'where the real green is, homefly!"

You know, if you catch my drift.

[The wise Kitsune]

Lol, sounds like Parody into Dreams.

[DAiLiGHT]

*shudder* Just the thought of Wizeman rapping makes me want to go scrub myself. Vigourously. With a loofa.

[Meggiemaccat]

Nah no biggie. If anything it serves to make it funnier.

What, 'cuz he took them (his shoes) off? ^-^ On a sidenote, he's talking to me, too, I hope you know; I was in gigglefits while I was doing this.

What have I done?! oh no!! XD

Oh yes. >

Strangely, I can easily see Wizeman or Jackle on the 'twin decks', as those scratchy-rappy disk-playing things are called. XPPPP *smacks self for not knowing the proper name* s for actually rapping... I can see Jackle making a rather poor attempt at it, but I don't think Wizeman would degrade himself to rhyming (on purpose... *evil Seussesque ideas swirl around her head* ).

Wizeman: --; *uses his omnipotence to remove the ideas from her head*

Meg: O-O *blinks confusedly* What was I just thinking about?

[DAiLiGHT]

Strangely, I can easily see Wizeman or Jackle on the 'twin decks', as those scratchy-rappy disk-playing things are called. XPPPP *smacks self for not knowing the proper name* s for actually rapping... I can see Jackle making a rather poor attempt at it, but I don't think Wizeman would degrade himself to rhyming (on purpose... *evil Seussesque ideas swirl around her head* ).

Wizeman: --; *uses his omnipotence to remove the ideas from her head*

Meg: O-O *blinks confusedly* What was I just thinking about?

'Twin decks' Hehehe... You mean the turntables? I can see Wizeman rapping. Dunno how, but last night I had a dream that he was dressed in "street" clothes with those metal prongs on his head covered in bling and a bunch of rings on his fingers (all 30 of them). He also had a bling necklace and a gold grill on his teeth and he was rapping. This was my dream, though, so of course it makes no sense. I mean, for God's sake, it had Jackle and Reala in the background, also in street clothes, also covered in bling, as background dancers. No sense at all.

[Nellie Francis]

If the game itself were 599 US Dollars D:

[Tsunami]

Deleted shower scene

*runs away*

It'd be like an Herbal Essences commercial. C'mon, we all know Reala secretly wants to be a prettypretty princess.

[Nellie Francis]

It'd be like an Herbal Essences commercial. C'mon, we all know Reala secretly wants to be a prettypretty princess.

*cough*fakeorgasm*hack*

[DAiLiGHT]

It'd be like an Herbal Essences commercial. C'mon, we all know Reala secretly wants to be a prettypretty princess.

We all know he's got the Backstreet Boys posters all over his walls, covered in hearts and pink paint. Well, it would certainly explain the feathers and the pink fingernails. PINK FINGERNAILS! I loved his original yellow claw design. But PINK? Now, come on. That's just begging for jokes.

[Reala5481]

We all know he's got the Backstreet Boys posters all over his walls, covered in hearts and pink paint. Well, it would certainly explain the feathers and the pink fingernails. PINK FINGERNAILS! I loved his original yellow claw design. But PINK? Now, come on. That's just begging for jokes.

WILL. YOU. GUYS. LAY OFF HIM ALREADY!!?

*Whacks self with squeaky hammer to rein in my temper*

AHEM! Anyways...Here's my list of stuff that should never be:

- NiGHTS dies...Again.

- Reala remains a sadist and doesn't turn good.

- There's even more plotholes then before.

- Once again, They make it so that only a power player can get to see any halfway decent storyline.

- NiGHTS sounds even more girly then ever before. <.<

- They listen to most of the fanbase and make reala a sick weirdo or something. O_O >.>

[DAiLiGHT]

WILL. YOU. GUYS. LAY OFF HIM ALREADY!!?

We wouldn't be ragging on him so much if he didn't just hand us so much great material on a silver platter.

[Tsunami]

We wouldn't be ragging on him so much if he didn't just hand us so much great material on a silver platter.

I think most of us like Reala. We just show it in very strange ways. I have a bad habit of making fun of characters I like. I just can't help it, especially when there's so much comedy gold given right to us.

Regarding Reala's BSB-themed room... I can imagine him going to a sleepover with Puffy and Queen Bella and painting his nails while girl-talking with them. TEE HEE.

Why, oh why do I get these mental images.

[Reala5481]

Regarding Reala's BSB-themed room... I can imagine him going to a sleepover with Puffy and Queen Bella and painting his nails while girl-talking with them. TEE HEE.

Why, oh why do I get these mental images.

*Screams in pure anguish at the mental image* TT^TT

[Nellie Francis]

Lol.

Then NiGHTS would come in, bring in CDs of Britney Spears, Christina Agulera.. a lot of other pop idols, and then there'd be a PILLOW FITE!! >w<

[Tsukasa]

If the game itself were 599 US Dollars D:

RIIIIIIIIDGE RAAACEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!! XD

[^_^ Go Dreamer]

If the game messed up for a sec and you get a glimps of Wizeman with out his helmet... Hmm... I wonder whats under there? -.-

Sega makes a new game called Sega Kart, and NiGHTS drives in the DeLorean from Back to the future....

Chamelion and Bomamba get together and have a child....

*sweat drops* ok I'm done! *crawls away*

[DAiLiGHT]

I think most of us like Reala. We just show it in very strange ways. I have a bad habit of making fun of characters I like. I just can't help it, especially when there's so much comedy gold given right to us.

Regarding Reala's BSB-themed room... I can imagine him going to a sleepover with Puffy and Queen Bella and painting his nails while girl-talking with them. TEE HEE.

Why, oh why do I get these mental images.

WAHAHAHHAHA!

"Liek, O-M-G! And you know, liek, and NiGHTS all goes 'Leave me alone!' and I just, liek, you know, HAFF to act all macho, cause that's liek, what I do, y'know?"

"O-M-G, I know, he's so..."

"You know?"

"I know, you know?"

XDDDDDD The first one was Reala, the second was Puffy, the third was Queen Bella, the fourth was Bomamba. 'Cause I assume whatever's under the coat of cats is female.

[Uhobi]

WAHAHAHHAHA!

"Liek, O-M-G! And you know, liek, and NiGHTS all goes 'Leave me alone!' and I just, liek, you know, HAFF to act all macho, cause that's liek, what I do, y'know?"

"O-M-G, I know, he's so..."

"You know?"

"I know, you know?"

XDDDDDD The first one was Reala, the second was Puffy, the third was Queen Bella, the fourth was Bomamba. 'Cause I assume whatever's under the coat of cats is female.

...i smell fanart...

[DAiLiGHT]

...i smell fanart...

Really? I smell corned beef. Oh, that's my lunch lol.

Yes, I do indeed smell fan art. And I have some nice, clean paper and a drawing pencil right in front of me! Hmmm....

[The wise Kitsune]

Wizeman has maggots under his helmet. Im totally serious. IT WAS GROSS!!

[^_^ Go Dreamer]

<.<... >.>... So thats whats under there!!!!! lol @.@

[DAiLiGHT]

I always imagined that helmet as being HIS HEAD. Like, it doesn't come off, cause that's his head. Those prongs are like, his hair. Lots of hairspray. There's a reason he created Nightmare; so he could have a safe place to destroy the O-Zone layer.

[Rhapsody]

The worst thing that could happen?:

If Reala renounced his affiliation with Wizeman and married Nights. They have a child who then becomes the new star of Nights 3.

EDIT: For those of you who might have read my earlier version of this post, I went a little too off topic and ranted about Nights 3. I now realize that this is a JoD topic. I decided that I couldn't sleep without apologizing and erasing that part of the post. I'm sorry.

[DAiLiGHT]

The worst thing that could happen?:

If Reala renounced his affiliation with Wizeman and married Nights. They have a child who then becomes the new star of Nights 3.

XDDDDDDDDD Am I the only one who would pay good money to see Reala in a wedding dress?

[viperxmns]

And he wears his mask like an opera mask, with that stick thing, and keeps giggling during the ceremony

[DAiLiGHT]

Why do I have the strangest feeling that Reala5481 is going to murder us all in our sleep? XD

[Huruyami]

There are no pians. There are giggling chao everywhere. And if you come near them they smack you. Hard, then you die.

[Tsunami]

XDDDDDDDDD Am I the only one who would pay good money to see Reala in a wedding dress?

It may be a good thing that classes are eating my time right now, otherwise I'd be tempted to draw too many horrible fanart ideas.

[DAiLiGHT]

I've already got one in the making. All it needs is color lol.

[ayamemaiden]

Each of Wiseman's hands hands has a dreamer. They comprise of the ladies from the View.
D:

[DAiLiGHT]

NiGHTS walks in on Wizeman in the shower. Needless to say; six hands, one shower. Hmm.