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[EZEKiAL]

NiGHTS is better than Santa Claus, Superman, Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, Batman, The Flash, Mario, Link, Sonic, and Peter Griffin all put together then multiplied by two.

If you look NiGHTS in the eye, you lose your virginity.

Some people fear Death. Death fears NiGHTS.

[iNSOMNiAC]

-NiGHTS has stolen all of my witty ideas for this topic.


D=

[iLLViLLAiN]

-NiGHTS doesn't fly. He tells the air where he wants to go.
-NiGHTS never left Wizeman. NiGHTS made Wizeman leave.

[Xay]

The law's of Physic's ain't got NOTHING on NiGHTS. Why he could turn Gravity into Gravy by nary the Blink of one of those Eyelashi-licious Eyelids.

[Purgatory]

You don't make love to NiGHTS! You strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!!

[Loren]

You don't make love to NiGHTS! You strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!!

Dear.. for some people.. that's the same thing

[KittyWhiggles]

If you look NiGHTS in the eye, you lose your virginity.

Oh gosh! That must mean I'm already pregnant with NiGHTS's luv-child by now
No~~ Im too busy for kids!

[EZEKiAL]

Oh gosh! That must mean I'm already pregnant with NiGHTS's luv-child by now
No~~ Im too busy for kids!

It's okay. NiGHTS uses protection...REALA on the other hand...

[PRiNCE]

NiGHTS flew to the Virgin Islands for one hour. When he left, they were just the islands.

[NNR07]

- NiGHTS's tears cure cancer.

- NiGHTS has never cried, however.

- NiGHTS's muscles make even steroid addicts squirm in fear.

- NiGHTS doesn't need to smoke. He's smokin' already.

*SHOT*

Ok, that's all I can think of. Damn mah creativity block D:!

[KittyWhiggles]

It's okay. NiGHTS uses protection...REALA on the other hand...

>_>....... *runs to the doctor*

[Roam]

NiGHTS doesn't need to milk a cow, he tells the cow to milk itself.

...I got nothing.

[EZEKiAL]

NiGHTS is so awesome, that he doesn't have to para-loop Pians. He tells them to para-loop themselves.

NiGHTS is so awesome, he can touch pre-pubecent girls and not get in trouble. =D -shot-

[NNR07]

With NiGHTS, it's a felon to not make love with him while underage.

[animejosse]

With NiGHTS, it's a felon to not make love with him while underage.

Or being of age.

[NNR07]

Or being of age.

That too |3.

[Xay]

NiGHTS Could steal the Big Ben Clock Tower if he wanted to... And he has* XP

*NiGHTS Also dislikes Bad Gags... And has already Paralooped me for that One TT~TT

[NNR07]

NiGHTS killed Wizeman by pointing at him and yelling "Bang!".

NiGHTS does not shower. NiGHTS takes blood baths.

Ok... I just stole two Chuck Norris jokes and inserted 'NiGHTS' where Chuck Norris was. XD; .

[Tangocat777]

NiGHTS once beat George Bush in a game of Chess using only a pawn and a bishop.
Once, someone glared at NiGHTS, three days later, that person was the first to be diagnosed with AIDS.

[KittyWhiggles]

NiGHTS once beat George Bush in a game of Chess using only a pawn and a bishop.
Once, someone glared at NiGHTS, three days later, that person was the first to be diagnosed with AIDS.

Oh gawd!! XD

NiGHTS is the reason London Bridge fell down.

[NNR07]

Just staring at NiGHTS's smile often causes Herpes.

[Ashashi]

XD

-NiGHTS' sparkles can HEAL
-NiGHTS is the reason fairies exsist (he ish the queen of fairies I tell you!)
-NiGHTS can leap tall buildings in a single bound! No, really.
-If you were to put NiGHTS on your history test you'd instantly get a 100 with bonus
-NiGHTS robs you of your sanity (well known fact and you all know it)

[Tangocat777]

NiGHTS became the internet last year.

[Tangocat777]

Once, NiGHTS was set on fire. The fire got third degree burn.
NiGHTS invented poles, so he could laugh at people not looking where they were going.
When a regular person masturbates, a kitten is killed. When NiGHTS does, a tiger is killed.
NiGHTS invented a gun that never needs to reload.
Once, a dinosaur irritated NiGHTS.

[NNR07]

Evoloution does not exist. NiGHTS chooses which creatures live and die.

NiGHTS's evil makes Satan cry.

Every part of NiGHTS is deadly, from his eyelashes, to his nonexistent-virginity *SHOT*.

[AirMax]

NiGHTS has had so much sex he reverted back to a virgin.
That's about it....

[Tangocat777]

When NiGHTS aint happy, aint nobody happy
There are 14 ways to defeat NiGHTS, only NiGHTS can perform any of them.
Hmmm.... with posts like these, it won't be long until ecchi starts appearing in the art threads *shot*

NiGHTS agrees with Nintendo. Touch is good, especially when there are barely legal girls involved. He also agrees somewhat with their newest marketing strategy. He would like to foreplay.
NiGHTS has complete diplomatic immunity, on the account that there are no laws in Nightopia, and there's no way to bring the law to him.
NiGHTS can go fishing, and catch every fish in a five mile radius within 2 minutes, regardless if there is any nearby fish, or even water.
NiGHTS can make 48 karat gold.

[KittyWhiggles]

-NiGHTS created Algebra for the torment of our learning.
-When NiGHTS sneezes, someone's life was spared.
-NiGHTS invented pole-dancing

[viperxmns]

NiGHTS: a nightmare's nightmare

Every time NiGHTS blinks, a new galaxy is formed somewhere in the universe.

NiGHTS can revive the dead, but he chooses not to.

[animejosse]

NiGHTS can not only turn into a sleigh and a mermaid, but also into Chuck Norris, the pope and your mum.

[iNSOMNiAC]

The Mardi Gras group in New Orleans denied NiGHTS' parade float idea.

Reala wears his mask because if NiGHTS see his face directly, he'll turn to dust.

*keeps thinking* Creative bloooock!

[Xay]

The Dinosaur's Didn't get wiped out by the Ice Age. NiGHTS Wiped them out because he was Bored.

NiGHTS Can turn a Gay Man Straight, then back to Gay again.

NiGHTS PWNS so much, he beat Death in a game of Limbo (lolreference.)

NiGHTS is so awesome, he has no Need to Drink Fizzy Black Liquids. Fizzy Black Liquids drink THEMSELVES for NiGHTS.