-NiGHTS is awesome enough to be able to touch both boys AND girls.
-When Microsoft was sued for a monopoly, NiGHTS proceeded to paraloop Hasbro Games because they invented it.
-NiGHTS can fry ants with a magnifying glass. At night.
-NiGHTS rode a grizzly through a car wash, instead of taking a shower.
-NiGHTS came before the chicken or the egg.
-When NiGHTS goes in water he doesn't get wet the water gets "NiGHTSed"
*NiGHTSed: the newest slang word to date. Use it amongst family and friends, or just for fun. For example:
-Man, you just got NiGHTSed at video games!
-I NiGHTSed your mom.
-NiGHTSed to the max!
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