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[AirMax]

But then the Blue Eyes White Gulpo comes into play.

[viperxmns]

Gillwing moonlights as a new challenge at the Triwizard Tournament.

[NNR07]

However, NiGHTS is too young to compete, but Reala decides to put in his name as a nightopian. This upsets the other contestants, but makes Reala and the Dream Eaters extremely happy, which are trying to return Lord Volde- Err... Lord Wizeman to POWER!

[NNR07]

With the 4 wearing no clothes, perverts around the world become extremely happy, and game sales rise!

[viperxmns]

The Dead or Alive girls become the latest Dreamers. Sales skyrocket.

[animejosse]

And the game gets an X-rating.

[NNR07]

But, this doesn't stop teenagers from buying the game; Eager to see the new DoA Girls morph with NiGHTS.

[KatKitoshi]

Then the FCC will come in and demand they reduce the Jiggle factor! Claiming that real acrobats have no such extra appendages XD

[NNR07]

But, SEGA fights this by saying "Jiggle factor exists in dreams!"

[NOTiC]

how about a wii-mote shaped exactly like NiGHTS
did some1 already say that?

and please just disregard where the nunchaka thing would hook up

[iLLViLLAiN]

Nudity has been revealed to be a key factor in this new installment. However due to artistic expression the game will be downgraded to Ec

[Tangocat777]

Unfortunatly, the people of Sega will have already planned to deliver the game to the homes of children around the world. They will love the suggestive goodness.

[Wizeman1213]

The second Dreamer will be a stripper, for the final fight, you will actually play as Reala stabbing two NiGHTSs with a machine gun, then shooting them while they are stunned.

Thank you! That brightened up my day!

[g10 woRM]

BIG SPOILER: Cuz of the AO rating, we get to find out what NiGHTS looks like NAKEY! It throws nightopia into shock, turning it into the set of a Quentin Tarantino film...

[Tangocat777]

There's nothing under his clothes, but that doesn't stop the ESRB from noticing his suggestive shadow. Reala will have simultaneus 321 voice actors. William is a crossdressor. The game features the option to flip people off during online play, including teaching pians to dislike certain users, where they shall cuss out them. Instead of NiGHTS' i being lowercase, his t shall be lower case.

[KittyWhiggles]

Theres an unlockable mini game where, NiGHTS and Jackle have a pole-dance contest!XD Dance to the beat! yeah!

[Exploding-Man]

Because of the AO rating, SEGA decides "what the hell" and replaces Wizeman's hands with... uh... multigendered... "special areas."

[KittyWhiggles]

And with the drastic hand replacement, this game is now broadcast on the news for the parents are complaining on the behalf of their young children.

[EZEKiAL]

-roflbiscuits- OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

NiGHTS' alternate costume is a bikini.

[g10 woRM]

Jack Thompson cites NiGHTS into dreams as being detrimental to the development of american youth, resulting in 3492823943 more successful sequels and a pian hot coffee mod...shows you how those buggers REALLY make them eggs!!!

[iLLViLLAiN]

It has been revealed that if you put in the code Up, Up, Up, Left, Down, Right, A,B,B,B,A,Z a special stage will unlock which features the scenery of the music video Tonight Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins.

[NNR07]

As well as putting in the code Down Down Right Right A and moving the controller to your ear will allow the player to hear NiGHTS make suggestive comments. This gets the ESRB excited, because they all have no life and therefore no dates.

However, this scares away some people, so new riots start and 'NiGHTS isn't Sex' becomes the slogan of a new fanbase.

[animejosse]

Those new screenshots are from the sim. That's right, we'll get to operate a theme park!

[NNR07]

Other spin-offs are created as well, such as 'The NiGHTS', 'NiGHTS's Prison Tycoon', and 'NiGHTSCity'.

[Tangocat777]

Don't forget "NiGHTS DS-touch the androgynous"

[NNR07]

With it's slogan.: "Reach out and touch me."

[Tangocat777]

NiGHTS goes to a tanning bed, and he becomes obese.

[NNR07]

But, NiGHTS easily gets rid of the fats, because he can do whatever he wants, and gives it all to Puffy, who was glad to take it off his hand.... for a price *GASP*.

[Tangocat777]

Yes, NiGHTS had to sacrifice William, now to go through stages you must subdue puffy and morph with her.

[iLLViLLAiN]

100 penguins lost their lives in the making of the conceptual art for this game alone. The body count is still rising while the controls are being configured.

[NNR07]

Al Gore blames the sudden lost of Penguins at Global Warming, and calls for another concert called 'Live Penguins'. Helen and Claris perform at this concert, and NiGHTS falls asleep before the first act from boredom, not awakening until the ROCK MUSIC PLAYS 8D!

In this part, you must swing the Wii controller left-to-right like a pendulium, and continously press the 'A' button in the middle of each swing, to WAKE UP NiGHTS 8D!

[Tangocat777]

Instead of Pians using the A-life system, they now use the Havok physics engine.

[Curiosity Inc.]

Helen and William both die at the end. Pass it on.

[NNR07]

Pians are now designated as the new currency in the game.

With pians, you can buy things such as new suits, dreamers, power-ups, and characters for the special pole-dance multiplayer game 8D!

[KittyWhiggles]

I heard that Reala is goin to be the hardest to unlock for the pole-dance mini game., making the rating go up.

Lil kid: OwO i wanna be a pole dance like Reala when i grow up!

[iLLViLLAiN]

The game has been canceled. I'm sorry.



btw nice pic Kitty

[Tangocat777]

but there is a spinoff. "NiGHTS:buy me ya fans"
It will get one month dev time. It has only one level, and costs $70

[Curiosity Inc.]

The game will involve William, Helen and their families. Both of said families -- in addition to NiGHTS, Reala and Wizeman -- will engage in defecation, mutilation, bestiality, incest and other sexual and/or scatological acts. The ending will reveal that the entire game was a pitch made to a talent agent in his office.

The game, of course, will be retitled as "The Aristocrats."

There. You thought the pole-dancing was bad, let's see anyone top that.

[NNR07]

The game will involve William, Helen and their families. Both of said families -- in addition to NiGHTS, Reala and Wizeman -- will engage in defecation, mutilation, bestiality, incest and other sexual and/or scatological acts. The ending will reveal that the entire game was a pitch made to a talent agent in his office.

The game, of course, will be retitled as "The Aristocrats."

There. You thought the pole-dancing was bad, let's see anyone top that.

NiGHTS. Into. Porn.