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#41
Posted 10 June 2008 - 01:05 AM
#42
Posted 10 June 2008 - 07:14 PM
Speaking of which.... *Belches the word "Jackle"*
If Jackle ruled the world....we'd all be using April Bath and Shower Body Butter Maximum Moisture Cream Pomegranate.
Yes, I have a tube of it near my computer. XD Jackle would so love pomegranate flavor. XD 'Cause he's just that awesome.
#43
Posted 10 June 2008 - 09:08 PM
LOVE
POMEGRANATE!!!!!!!
And speaking of body butter...Jackle would only take a little bit of itty bitty bubbly baby body butter! (Try saying THAT 10 times fast!) and would probably eat my cat who is asleep on my foot, which I now can't feel...
#44
Posted 11 June 2008 - 08:16 PM
Try saying that 10 times fast, then email me a picture of your tongue after it's torn itself from your mouth in a desperate bid for freedom.
#45
Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:18 AM
If Jackle ruled the world casual Fridays would include jester hats and capes... poker would be a world wide sport viewed more than football...
and evil cackles would be just as common of a greeting as the F-bomb is today...
#46
Posted 12 June 2008 - 01:25 PM
Everyone would have ridden the Dark Knight coaster at least twenty times!!!
(believe me, it fits Jackle so well!)
#47
Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:23 PM
My dad rode that, and I swear to you, he was cackling like a maniac for three days. It addles your brains, I tells ya! WE'LL ALL BE LIKE JACKLE!
IT'S FREAKIN' WONDERLAND, MAN, AND WE'RE ALL MAD HERE! YEEEEEEE HAAAAWWW!!!!
*cough* But yes. Jackle would ride it. He would. Y'know.... if he ruled the world and all.
#48
Posted 13 June 2008 - 01:40 AM
#49
Posted 13 June 2008 - 01:59 AM
...
He can do that, you know
#50
Posted 13 June 2008 - 01:23 PM
*snort* Yeah, you're right!And then he would eat it!!
#51
Posted 14 June 2008 - 01:37 PM
While Eeeeeeeeeeeevil music plays behind him.
THE MINOR KEY MAKES IT EVIL.
#52
Posted 23 June 2008 - 04:39 AM
Carrying giant salmon that had rapid hampsters attached with string! With bazookas! Now THaT'S how you do randomness.mexican NINJA leprechauns!!
#53
Posted 23 June 2008 - 01:02 PM
Y'know...I think I should refer you to my friend's website...care to join the random crew?Then he'd be a pretty princess and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star while eating yogurt and wearing a tutu
(I'll PM you the link)
Back on topic:
OMG purple chilli peppers would fall out of the sky carrying gondolas and float on them down the Nile River!!!
#54
Posted 23 June 2008 - 10:07 PM
If Jackle ruled the world, if Jackle ruled the world.... HIGH HO THE DERRIO IF JACKLE RULED THE WORLD.
Sorry. It had to be done. No one else was going to do it. I HAD TO STEP UP AND WIN ONE FOR THE ORANGE GUY. YES I DID.
IT'S FREAKIN' WONDERLAND AND WE'RE ALL MAD HERE! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
#55
Posted 24 June 2008 - 12:50 AM
As for dreams....nightopians would be the must-have course at all local resturaunts and there would be a mafia of Jack-in-the-Boxes and Jack-o-Lanterns! Hell, thta's be in the real world too.
In short: ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE, BABY!!
#56
Posted 24 June 2008 - 05:34 AM
#57
Posted 24 June 2008 - 01:23 PM
Their form of currency would be tarot cards!!
#58
Posted 24 June 2008 - 03:54 PM
AHH WELL!!!
If Jackle ruled the world getting a full house in poker would net you a large scale celebration!
and being a poker champion would make you a general in Jackle's army.
hmm... VOTE JACKLE FOR SUPREME RULER!
#59
Posted 24 June 2008 - 08:38 PM
#60
Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:49 PM
You kiddin' anytime someone even UTTERS the word Jackle the topics goes to the 10th circle of hell. say hi to Odysseus everyone! (ok I've been reading dante's divine comedy what are ya gonna do?)I think the topic just went to hell... then again it probably did awhile ago...
AHH WELL!!!
If Jackle ruled the world getting a full house in poker would net you a large scale celebration!
so what about a straight royal flush? I've done that twice in my life?
My turn: He'd probably make Las Vegas the Capital of the frelling UNIVERSE. build a dark knight coaster in every city in the world. make Pians the fifth basic food group. put a Jack-in-the-Box (great burgers ) and Stick Canyon Fried Pian on every street corner. Turn Texas hold 'em into the national sport of the U.S.A., Five card stud the national sport of the U.K., Hanafuda for Japan, Jin Rummy for Mexico, and go fish for Canada. He would force marvel to give Gambit his own series. Make sure that every casino is open 24-7 and free to enter complete with food and drinks making sure you only leave when you feel like it or when you must go ride the dark knight coaster.
Yeah it'd be freakin' awesome.
#61
Posted 26 June 2008 - 01:24 AM
*cough* Anyway....
If Jackle ruled the world, the national anthem of the planet would now be The Mad Mantle. With the only lyrics being JACKLE PWNS ALL YALL B****ES YEEHAW loudly over and over.
#62
Posted 27 June 2008 - 08:53 AM
Ahh.. a poker champion, eh? tis an honerBeing a poker champion, and being female, would net you a sexytiem with Orange Lightning himself. XD (Bad Jak&Daxter reference there, Orange Lightning hehehe anyway). If you were a guy, you would be invited to watch, at any rate. Or, Jackle's insane, right? He wouldn't care. SEXYTIEM 4 ALL.
lets see... what can I add too this at this point in time?...
hmm... cheating during a card game would be considered treason
if your friend gives you a paper cut with a card, you can file charges against him for an armed assault
telling someone to "go fish" is now (unless used in the card game) the equivalent of saying "go !@#$ yourself"
hmm... The creators of Jak & Daxter would be smitten by Jackle if they went through with dying the Orange Lighting's fur blonde lol (another Jak & Daxter reference)
and yes I am a guy. lol
#63
Posted 27 June 2008 - 01:44 PM
#64
Posted 27 June 2008 - 04:10 PM
lets see... what can I add too this at this point in time?...
hmm... cheating during a card game would be considered treason
if your friend gives you a paper cut with a card, you can file charges against him for an armed assault
telling someone to "go fish" is now (unless used in the card game) the equivalent of saying "go !@#$ yourself"
If you want tarot cards you must wait five days for a background check and then register your self as a Card holder. and insted of I.d. cards. there are I.D. guns XD
#65
Posted 27 June 2008 - 11:28 PM
#66
Posted 30 June 2008 - 11:07 PM
#67
Posted 03 July 2008 - 08:21 PM
#68
Posted 03 July 2008 - 09:09 PM
You would die because you were sliced by a razor sharp card across the neck. (The most common of deaths in this world XD)I would die happy. or just die. xD
#69
Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:53 PM
#70
Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:57 PM
You would die because you were sliced by a razor sharp card across the neck. (The most common of deaths in this world XD)
..I kinda figured D8 Waahh TT.TT
#71
Posted 03 July 2008 - 10:58 PM
#72
Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--HACK--HOCK(dies of seizure)!!!![/size]
#73
Posted 10 July 2008 - 09:56 AM
Anubis would have no body and wear an orange cape...
I'm runnin outa material... this keeps up I'll only have completely random stuff to turn to...
#74
Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:42 PM
...but no one can find him since he wears a neon eyeburning orange cape! (not the standard white one that everyone else must wear)
#75
Posted 10 July 2008 - 04:59 PM
Oh, and nobody knows this yet, but Jackle figured out how to make his cloak much bigger so that he can suck things up into other dimensions, and then he can pull them back out later. We attacked a Chipotle on Tuesday so we're going to party on Saturday with lots of burritos. Jackle loves burritos, I bet he would have his own farm that makes all the stuff for burritos, and a candy factory right in his casino palace if he ruled the world.
#76
Posted 10 July 2008 - 07:41 PM
#1: You would be required to play Madhouse on GH2 on the JACKLEBOX 360, along with the super fast songs (ALL ON EXPERT LOL), and at the end, play Jackle's favorite, Institutionalized.
#2: If you failed at cackling good, you'd be sent to Jackle himself. If you were a girl, you were to be sexually harassed every hour on the hour by Jackle, because that's how he rolls.
#3: DragonForce's song 'Through the Fire and Flames' would be played at every single amusement park (aka: Disney World/Six Flags, etc. and would be in every state).
#4: You would have to recite the lyrics to the most LONGEST SONG EVER once a month.
#5: Pians would be your natural diet.
#6: Jackle would be more well known than Brittany Spears and Micheal Jackson. In fact, he would be the MOST WELL KNOWN IN THE WORLD.
#7: Your life would be a living, screaming hell if you didn't like anything that had to do with Jackle (which I doubt anyone does).
#8: Every newborn child would have to get certification of being born by Jackle himself.
#9: There would be a new religion called Jackle-ism.
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