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[Loufren]

THANK YOU, MAGIC VENDING MACHINE! THIS IS SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME!!!!

You get WHEAT THINS!


I put in some Triscuts.

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

You get a tower 30 ft high made of cards.

I put in Jackle's Mantle...

[SmashQueen]

And out from the machine pops... Piros the 3rd from .hack//G.U.

He's not so bad... Actually didn't mind him in the first four games either. Although.... Kinda left him alone in G.U. (better teammates) and used him when needed in Infection, Mutation, etc. when I needed a strong Heavy Axeman. Skeith had a heck of a time against Kite, Blackrose, and him. ....I subbed Kite for a WaveMaster. Didn't like them, I was better at healing people quick and dealing out the damage.

*ahem*

You get free passage into Reala's lair...granted that Jackle doesn't find you and take some revenge. >>;

I put in the Frozen Flame, stolen from Viper Manor last month when Kid, Serge, and Nikki got in there.
(The Chrono Cross was stolen too later on, but that's another story.)

[Sierra]

You get a Waddle Do! Yay?


I put in an ampersand.

[Loufren]

You get two asterisks and a semicolon.

I put in my spleen. I don't need it... I think...

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get hemophilia and tissue degeneration!

From the machine, you get a cat.

I put in Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer.

[SmashQueen]

You get FFVII Cloud's sword. >>

I put in the video game Malice (die!).

[Huruyami]

You get the mario brothers in alternate costumes. It's a me, eh?

I put in diet cola spiked with VODKA

[Loufren]

You get JANGA and CLAWZ! Run. Run for your life.

I uh... try to get my spleen back by sacrificing my birthday for this year.

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get JANGA and CLAWZ! Run. Run for your life.

I uh... try to get my spleen back by sacrificing my birthday for this year.

You get your spleen back, and a free certificate for one birthday! Horrah!

I put in this awsome smiley:

[Loufren]

SWEET! -uses certificate today-

You get -cue Zelda music- A BOTTLE OF GUMMY NAVIS!! These will be very handy.

I put in Navi.

[Level 99]

You get a big thank-you from the world for putting Navi away forever into the Magic Vending Machine WHICH WILL NEVER LET IT OUT AGAIN...oh, and you get a vanilla milkshake with whipped cream!

I put in the purple NiGHTS bus...

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

You get a all expenses paid trip to a convention!

I put in my manga collection...

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get them all back in Anime form.

I put in the fabric I got for my Link cosplay. Make me a tunic, magic vending machine!

[Loufren]

You get a complete Link cosplay complete with a fake Navi on a fishing rod.

I put in Midna's head thing, I forget the name...

[MAXinsanity]

You get a spy sappin' your sentry.

I insert Heavy Weapons Guy.

[TRiPPY]

You get DiGi in a wedding dress.

I put in all the hours I've spent working on this website.

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

You get praise from all your fans and a pass to sleep an extra seven hours tonight.

I put in The Ouran High Host Club....

[Level 99]

You get a club that forces the bearer to club cute little baby seals. Look what you've done now!

I put in the lego version of NiGHTS that I found...

[Sierra]

You get: Me, demanding to know your source. And a lolipop. mm, corn syrup.

I put in a cat- oh wait did that...

I put in Solid Snake!

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get a complete Link cosplay complete with a fake Navi on a fishing rod.

I should do that! Too bad it all has to be done in a week.

I put in a pair of chopsticks.

[Dreamer#96]

You get a bowl of rice, I bet you wish you hadn't put in those chopsticks now.

I put in a phone booth *it's really, really, small.*

[Loufren]

You get a baby mutant turtle.

I put in Aunt Jemima.

[Level 99]

You get the infamous "TRiPPY's box of chocolate-covered chinese food"!

I put in Sierra, along with her very own lego-made NiGHTS.

Mmm digging that lolipop idea, might have to get one after the dentist today just to spite him.

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

You get a NiGHTS cosplay outfit and a Kratos Aurion action figure.

I put in a book about Angels...

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get a chicken named Ron.

I put in my collection of weird old music.

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

YOu get an ancient scandanavian folk song singer.

I put in my school...

[EZEKiAL]

You get my SHINY METAL ASS!

I put in a bloody sploicer.

[SmashQueen]

You get the Lloyd Irving action figure. Careful, those blades are sharper than they look. (Other Sylvarant, Tethe'alla, and Cruxis figures each sold/given away separately unless Kratos casts Judgment on us all and somehow revives Anna in the Ginnungagap where Ratatosk shall fest upon the poor souls Mr. Aurion sends to him.)

I put in Itachi Uchiha so my cuz doesn't go all "Oh em gee it's Itachi!" anymore. I also throw in some snakes, someone's liver, a lit torch, some firecrackers, and a rabid bear named "Ol' Smacky."

[Level 99]

You get a very strange katamari that contains all that stuff and more that people put in the vending machine...OH NO, NAVI'S THERE TOO!

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HE---

I throw Navi back in, but you still get to keep the Katamari. I also throw in Kanye West, cause I'm already dead-sick of that meme.

[TORiAS_the_fallen]

You get a giant marshmallow in the shape of Abraham Lincoln.

I put in my cold...

[SmashQueen]

You get a very strange katamari that contains all that stuff and more that people put in the vending machine...OH NO, NAVI'S THERE TOO!

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HE---

I throw Navi back in, but you still get to keep the Katamari.

Awesome katamari. Oooo.... TORiAS' book on angels... Awesome-ness. ^_^ What? Wait. AHH!!!! Ol' Smacky! *starts running* Heeeelllllp!! I don't have Sharingan, Ol' Smacky! *continues screaming and running*
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You get an all-day pass for Altimara's fair and an envelope containing the secret *coughblackmailcough* way of getting Kratos Aurion to teach you Judgment.

I put myself into the vending machine to get away from the katamari. (Don't get Ol' Smacky in here. Please no Ol' Smacky...)

[Sierra]

You get a NiGHTS cosplay outfit and a Kratos Aurion action figure.

I put in a book about Angels...

MY ACTION FIGURE! O_O

(glad to know I'm worth a NiGHTS cosplay)

I put myself into the vending machine to get away from the katamari. (Don't get Ol' Smacky in here. Please no Ol' Smacky...)

You get Rodyle. Eww..

I put in Zelos's hair. Take THAT you idiot Chosen!

[SmashQueen]

Well.... I'm hiding in the Maaagic Vending Machine and Rodyle's out there.... It's a win-win right now. Oh, and I'm sorting things while I'm in here... Trying to anyway. Everything's random. Nom. Triscuits.

Anyway, I'll let Lull handle this. She can deal with the outside world...technically. Fanmaren, go!
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Lull: Um... You get...a Kratos Aurion action figure with Judgment costume?
SQ: (yelling from within) Dude! That's where it went?! Then what's in the bo- oh my gawd!

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEYLISTEN! HEYLISTENHEYLISTENHEY-- -BANG!-

Lull: Okay... Um. I'll put in some cooking by Raine Sage.
SQ: Imma makin' a wig outta Zelos' hair.

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get a very strange katamari that contains all that stuff and more that people put in the vending machine...OH NO, NAVI'S THERE TOO!

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HE---

I throw Navi back in, but you still get to keep the Katamari. I also throw in Kanye West, cause I'm already dead-sick of that meme.

Oh my goodness. A combination of Navi and Kanye West. *shudder*
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You get the Master Sword!

I put in a jingle bell. Jingle jingle!

[Loufren]

You get... Baby NiGHTS? Oh dear...

I put in a... pair of whale eyes.

[SmashQueen]

Gah! Gotterdammerung! I wanted the sword. How can I -

Yo SmashQueen! I respect you, and Imma let you finish, but the Wizard of Oz -BANG!-

SHUT UP! Shut the heck up! *clears throat* Lull, if you will? *jingles bell* Ooooo... Pretty... Gah! *falls further in* How big is this this?!
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Lull: Um... Okay. You get Rudolph! Happy/Merry early Christmas! ^^

I put in the Triforce.
(Wha- OW MY EYES! THEY BUUURRN! Gah! Navi clones! *runs further into the Maaagic Vending Machine*)

Edit: Wow I take too long to post. Stupid virus scan stalling everything... Missed the Christmas thing. Oh well. Not going to change it.

[Noctourne Wonderland]

You get a swordfish.

I put in a piece of paper.

[SmashQueen]

You get a swordfish.

I put in a piece of paper.

Lull: You get an expanding turkey glowing in a mysterious purple light. Enjoy.

I put in the Brave Little Toaster.

[Level 99]

SmashQueen made me laugh so hard that vitamin water came out my nose. THANKS A LOT, IT'S ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD NOW!

You get...SmashQueen!!! She's esacped! Good for you. Ima let you finish but-NO, BAD STEVO! BAD!

I put in my Funeral for a Friend poster...