Once upon a time, there was a girl named Rachell. Rachell had an unnatural obsession with the London Eye and decided to live inside it. Eventually, she discovered that it was powered by pasta, so she used that knowledge to drive the Eye to Moscow, where she, Tim Curry, and Fran Drescher all decided to dress up in cat costumes and sing "The Beat Goes On" in the Red Square. As this happened Andersam (haha!) was in St. Petersburg, in a dog costume, planning to crash the party while riding a dragon name Wendell. Wendell is the brother of Sage the giant robot, who is building a recreation of the Mushroom Kingdom in Glasgow as part of the Scottish plan to take over the world. Woot.