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[Mysticgamer]

I noticed that in each of the kids games Reala tries a different tactic for each kid. In Helen's game he body checks Nights into the door then fazes her through, then sends the goodles to grab her the next time, and then he tries getting rid of Helen. In Will's game he supervise the goodles this time, then he decides to capture will but changes his mind once he has Nights custody, and the last time he warns Nights of Cerberus before fighting her and losing... If you were Reala what would you try as a last resort? (pretending Wizeman didn't dismiss you)

Me I would have kidnapped Owl to make Nights and the kids come back to Nightmare. The second to last board would be Nightmare or if maybe stick canyon and you'd have to fight NID style. What would you do?

[Nyx]

Hold Octapaw hostage over a boiling pot!

Just kidding!

I would have made NiGHTS face his/her evil self from the past.

[Dreamer#96]

I would capture claris or elliot for ransom of all the idyea NiGHTS has collected > and if he didn't pay me ransom,I would throw one of them into either gulpo's fish tank or girania's lair,which ever would be quicker. but I'm sure that would result in reala's butt getting kicked O_O

[Saifer Dracondrali]

I'd loose during one last fight then capture NiGHTS with that cage thing like in JoD... then I would take the kid and break his neck > instantly changing the rating from E to M (or at least T) And Sega would have to adapt to that event from there I would point out Shadow the Hedgehog, and give them ideas to change overall gameplay! Thus Reala would be the main character and use guns... during the corse of the game I would take the "evil" path and kill off NiGHTS... Then the game would bomb completely destroying any hope for a sequel...
And that is the peak of evil...

(corse in Realaty (bad pun ) I would never destroy NiGHTS like that)

[Nix Entente]

I would get me a little dreamer. Obviously, the dualize thing works for NiGHTS, so why the hell not for Reala? Then, BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, I would crrrrrrrush NiGHTS!

...for a little while, but goddammit, good seems to win all the time. >:c

[iLLViLLAiN]

I would burn. BURN EVERYTHING!! BURN EVERYONE!! Sorry I don't have anything sinister planned out but I have learned that if you don't have a plan just burn everything and all will be solved.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

I'd take NiGHTS by his vest collar and suffocate him/her till he/she passes out.
Okay, maybe that's too cruel...
Perhaps blackmail NiGHTS...*laughs maniacally*

[Dreams70]

I would have captured the kids not NiGHTS. NiGHTS will go to them if they need assistance so if reala(I) were to capture the kids and put them into nightmare then NiGHTS would have came and I would have trapped all 3 in one plan.

[Murder's Last Crow]

I'd pretend to have turned a new leaf just like NiGHTS, be friends with them, grow an odd complex in my mind, then have to resolve it by betraying them sooner than I'd planned. Prolly end up putting Helen and the blonde kid in an nighty-bake oven and allow them to melt during a hallucination, followed by telling NiGHTS Wizeman's changed his mind and wants him to come home.

T^T Then, after a heartfelt family reunion, we'd boil NiGHTS in a one-way bubble as the Aquarium turns black and red. Mwahaha!! X3

[Trash Jack]

If I were Reala, I would have asked Wizeman for a gun. Simple problem, simple solution, no overly complicated death traps or easily escapable cages needed.

...

Oh, yeah, that's right, NiGHTS could dodge bullets pretty easily, couldn't he? Y'know, what with flying and all.

[Maresuke]

I would invite them for a cup of tea then take NiGHTS' glove and smack 'em across the face with it for a DUEL!

After I had failed to defeat NiGHTS in a duel, my last resort would require lots of lipstick, glitter, and a karaoke machine...

And when that failed, I'd haunt other "visitors" into making a game about some clowns only then refuse to release a sequel and just when they've given up hope, after 11 years, give them something they totally didn't expect. Crushing their real dreams and then take over Nightopia.

THE END

(I'm going to bed now.)

[EZEKiAL]

I would've captured NiGHTS, then NOT been like "K gotta do somethin else now bai" and taken him straight to Wizeman.





...dumbass.

[Rachell]

NiGHTS: OWATA SHINA SHINEN SHINENZOU!!!!

Reala: REARA PAUNCH!!!

Jackle: CAPTAIN REARA!!!

*explosion*

*Night over*

and that's how you get rid of NiGHTS

[EZEKiAL]

NiGHTS: OWATA SHINA SHINEN SHINENZOU!!!!

Reala: REALA PAUNCH!!!

Jackle: CAPTAIN REALA!!!

*explosion*

*Night over*

and that's how you get rid of NiGHTS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLer coaster!

Reara pawuuuuuuuuuunch!

[venomnights15]

Reala: You won't this time nights I have the ultimate weapon

Nights: Yeah what is it

Reala: I have summoned a ultimate being from another dimension with power unimanigable

Nights: (uh-oh)

Reala: here he I present to you Nights the Ultimate Being: Cheese

Cheese: yeeeeeeee

[SegaSaturnGal]

I'd blow up Nightopia. XD

[Noctourne Wonderland]

I'd tie NiGHTS to a chair and force him to watch Monty Python's Flyong Circus. "But that sounds awsome!" you say. Well, I'd replace the Monty Python dialogue with recordings of Rupert the bear. In front of my crazy TV, pians would act out the routines dressed like pink elephants. The utter randomness of it all would make NiGHTS's mind explode. Muahahaha!

[Rachell]

what about making her/him watch 15 hours of youtube poops?

lord Im ebil

lol typos

[iLLViLLAiN]

I'd burn everything. Hang some Nightopians. Decapitate owl and have some lower class maren deliver the body.

Let's just say the game wouldn't be rated E anymore.

[Noctourne Wonderland]

I'd burn everything. Hang some Nightopians. Decapitate owl and have some lower class maren deliver the body.

Let's just say the game wouldn't be rated E anymore.

My childhood is destroyed! *sob*

[InTheNightlight]

My last resort would be to kidnap all the visitors and hold them hostage in Nightmare. When NiGHTS comes to rescue them...

Reala: Hmf. Came here rather quick, didn't we, NiGHTS?
NiGHTS: Reala! Let them GO!
Reala: Don't make such a fuss, little child.
NiGHTS: Hey, you're just a few seconds older!
Reala: Let's get to the point. These visitors know you're a Nightmaren, am I right?
NiGHTS: Yeah? What's your point?
Reala: Do they know, however, that you once went by a name called ULTRAViOLET?
NiGHTS: W--what?!

Then I'd go through a whole story about his past, the visitors would still be NiGHTS's friend, they'd kick my

Spoiler

ass

to Timbuktu and back and THEN I'd purchase not JUST a gun, but a sniper rifle or Shadow Rifle and pick him off from the bushes. Then I'd hum the Sonic Heroes result screen song, see I got a B-Rank and kill SEGA's head, thus leaving me in charge.

EDIT: OR! Reala(I) could make NiGHTS play JoD. 'But that's not bad' you say? Well, after he beats the game, Reala(I) give him the third game(that Wizeman customly-made) and when he sees that Owl has been replaced by the Old Man from Sonic The Movie, he will just shrug it off, thinking it to be a bug. When he sees Reala dressed in a Ryuk costume and wielding a rifle, he'll think again that it's a bug, but might suspect something. And when he reaches the final Wizeman boss, he will shout something not suitable for children under the age of 16 when he sees Wizeman in a dress and singing and his eyes will melt and his head will explode, after which, all the Nightmaren will have a party, get drunk, dance on NiGHTS's grave a few times, and then play the 'GAME OVER YEEAAAAAAAAH!!' music.

...I'm a twisted kid...More twisted than JACKLE!

[Razer112]

I'd kill Owl and replace him with my army of Omochao, And then I'd just sit back listening to the wave of, "PRESS THE A BUTTON TO DASH!" or, "USE THE CONTROL STICK TO FLY!" or even, "TOUCH NiGHTS TO DUALIZE WITH HIM!". Then NiGHTS, Will, and Helen would just kill themselves.

[Rachell]

I'd kill Owl and replace him with my army of Omochao, And then I'd just sit back listening to the wave of, "PRESS THE A BUTTON TO DASH!" or, "USE THE CONTROL STICK TO FLY!" or even, "TOUCH NiGHTS TO DUALIZE WITH HIM!". Then NiGHTS, Will, and Helen would just kill themselves.

EEK! Rachell is officially scared now, that must gotta be the evilest plot ever

[sapphire]

Hold Octapaw hostage over a boiling pot!

Just kidding!

I would have made NiGHTS face his/her evil self from the past.

I'd do this, it's really good. If that would fail however, I would think of something so terrible, I can't even type it on here. But, as said before, good somehow always wins, no matter what.

[Key-Chan]

If I were Reala I would tie NiGHTS, Claris' Eliot, Will and Helen to chairs in a dark room with nothing but a TV and its runing nothing but EVERY SEASON OF FULL HOUSE!!!! and once thats done...THE CARMELLDANSEN PLAYS IN A LOOP FOR 5 HOURS AND EVERY YTPMV EVERY CREATED!!! And the end result there is:

1.their faces are melted due to non-stop Full House
2.Their ears are bleeding from too much Carmelldansen and the YTPMV`s......

And that's were babys come from.

[EZEKiAL]

If I were Reala I would tie NiGHTS, Claris' Eliot, Will and Helen to chairs in a dark room with nothing but a TV and its runing nothing but EVERY SEASON OF FULL HOUSE!!!! and once thats done...THE CARMELLDANSEN PLAYS IN A LOOP FOR 5 HOURS AND EVERY YTPMV EVERY CREATED!!! And the end result there is:

1.their faces are melted due to non-stop Full House
2.Their ears are bleeding from too much Carmelldansen and the YTPMV`s......

And that's were babys come from.

-claps-

[Noctourne Wonderland]

I like Caramell (I know, I'm weird), so I would survive! Yay!

[Key-Chan]

I like Caramell (I know, I'm weird), so I would survive! Yay!

And since you did survive the Carameldanssen you get a cokkie.

[Noctourne Wonderland]

And since you did survive the Carameldanssen you get a cokkie.

Yay! Omnomnomnom

It's amazing how twisted we NiGHTS fans are, coming up with such varying forms of torture.

[Mr.Me]

I would take Key-Chan's plan one step further and add in the kirby falcon punch remix looping for however long Key-Chan wants it to

[Noctourne Wonderland]

I would take Key-Chan's plan one step further and add in the kirby falcon punch remix looping for however long Key-Chan wants it to

I actually find that adorable. Should I seek mental help immediately?

[Key-Chan]

Noctourne Wonderland you don't need the mental help yet!

Because I got something even more crazy and more evil than my last plan!

For my new plan I would make NiGHTS and the four dreamers watch EVERY cutscene of Sonic 06` that involves the pushing of the SonicXElise paring, make them listen to the 06` version of `Sweet Dream` to fill their heads with VERY bad thoughts of the paring and then show them EVERY SINGAL SonicXElise fanart on DeviantArt and not the funny ones either I'll show them the full blown love art!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Mr.Me]

*eye twitch*
Thats evil. . .

i would definatly of thrown them into a volcano

[Noctourne Wonderland]

Noctourne Wonderland you don't need the mental help yet!

Because I got something even more crazy and more evil than my last plan!

For my new plan I would make NiGHTS and the four dreamers watch EVERY cutscene of Sonic 06` that involves the pushing of the SonicXElise paring, make them listen to the 06` version of `Sweet Dream` to fill their heads with VERY bad thoughts of the paring and then show them EVERY SINGAL SonicXElise fanart on DeviantArt and not the funny ones either I'll show them the full blown love art!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!

I think that goes against the Geneva Conventions.

[Key-Chan]

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!

I think that goes against the Geneva Conventions.

And you know why it would go against the Geneva Conventions?

Because I just showed them the 11th level of Hell!!

[Rachell]

show NiGHTS a full plate of octopaw sushi!

DEEEEEEEELICIOUS!

[Mr.Me]

not octopaw ;(

that is the evilest plan yet

my plan of crushing them under a boulder doesn't even come close to being as evil as it

[Noctourne Wonderland]

show NiGHTS a full plate of octopaw sushi!

DEEEEEEEELICIOUS!

NiGHTS: What's Octopaw doing here?

[Rachell]

NiGHTS: What's Octopaw doing here?

the world may never know *insert dramatic music here*

[SmashQueen]

Considering that Reala is utterly loyal, his last plan would be whatever Master Wizeman's last plan was.

Thus, it would involve trapping NiGHTS, ignoring Visitors when they can obvious be an obstruction, and just waiting in an evil lair.

However, if he actually had free will...

I, Reala, would find NiGHTS, urge him to join one last time then fight him. After that, race him. When I lost I'd go find Owl and any Visitors, capture them, and then demand NiGHTS to come back to Nightmare. NiGHTS would then want to fight me, and being hot-headed after an insult or two, I'd engage him in battle...only to lose again. However, I would then summon the other Nightmaren to make sure NiGHTS had a hard time getting to the captives...

And then I'd summon Jackle! While NiGHTS fought him, I'd take off with the hostages, telling NiGHTS to give up and rejoin his brethren.

Of course NiGHTS would win...again. Until I got several Second-Level Nightmaren to go after him and capture him.

With the ultimatum of either joining Nightmare once more or watching as the Dreamers lose their Ideya forever and Owl be held captive (not going to let him go), NiGHTS would have no choice but to rejoin me.

Brainwashing might be needed.

(Third person PoV speaking! Reala has been lonely... Also, Reala knows Nightmaren are genderless. 'He' is better than saying 'it.')

....Now, if Owl (since I forgot to tie his beak shut) tells NiGHTS to take a third option (which I'll smack him for), that little purple jester just might win... Maybe. If not, I'm still taking the Ideya, one way or another, even if it means emotionally crippling the Visitors.