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Posted 21 March 2008 - 07:48 PM
So then, me and the zombies went to Burger King and ate. We all had a good time and then I woke up.
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 10:20 PM
I was looking up fan art of jackal, when the clock of the school bell tower rang i went ouside and into a park, where on the monke bars i jaw jackal doing cark wheels on top, than i recodnised him as a threat and i reached for my henchin wand (sailor Moon) but it wasn't there. jackal had it and he gave it to ursala (the little mermaid) and she transfromed in to evil queen robotnik (the sonic comics SSS# 8) and than i had jackal come to my rescue and we *gag* Duilized and dfeated the evil queen and got back my want that now looked like the sealing staff. (card capters)
than i sommoned "fly" and i grew big wings, and was run down dy draco on his broom (harry potter) and i fell, and woke up..... weird huh?
and that's not even close to the weirest dream i've ever had it was just the one i had lat night.........
Posted 06 May 2008 - 12:04 AM
it started off normally... except we weren't in our same house, yet we lived there as if we had for years. So we were all acting normal... my sisters playing games, my dad sipping coffee reading a newspaper and watching tv, my mother doing the dishes, and me just standing in the middle of the house... except the thing is, my family doesn't do ANY of those things... the house we were in was like a small 80's house...
and all of a sudden the TV changes channel, and goes to a breaking news report. it showed a reporter at the white house. she said,
"I'm here at the white house, in Washington, giving a breaking news report, LIVE! Very recently, astronauts had a run in with a few alien life forms that are able to produce energies at an alarming rate! it is estimated that these energies are strong enough to power an atom bomb! Mr. President what do you have to say about this"
(people were everywhere taking pictures of the president. the alien creatures strongly resembled a face-hugger from the Alien Series, but it was slightly different... they were kept in an orb-like container with some sort of liquid... oh, and the president really was George Bush)
He said, "Well Miss reporter-person-woman, we plan to take these creatures, breed them somehow, and use these energies to benefit mankind!"
then, back at our house i yelled, "OH GOD! its happening again! just like in those movies when people mean good but end up dooming the human race! I-I- I gotta do something! DAD, i need a ride over the white house now! we need to see those aliens!"
(dad just looked at the tv with the reporter still interviewing the president)
"HEY THOSE LOOK JUST LIKE THE ALIENS IN THE MOVIE! Curt! you wanna go see those aliens!?"
then it showed us in driving in a car all across the U.S. and as we drove we left behind a red line...
we got the to white house in no time flat! we went over to where the president was being interviewed... the reporter asked,
"So, Mr. President, how exactly do you intend to breed these creatures?"
"well, we have a good hunch that this appendage underneath their bodies would serve as a male organ."
"but wait... wheres the female?" Bush screamed ".... Oh S***!"
Then i said out loud, "maybe its asexual?" Bush heard me
"YES thats it! they should be able to breed by themselves! they're asexual!"
then i thought to myself, "how the heck would that work anyway!?"
a thought bubble formed over my head and acted like a television. It showed the three aliens all talking to each other.
"so bob hows it going? how are the kids?" "ah man, you wouldn't believe it! i have no control over them! especially my daughter!"
"yeah i know what you mean..." (all) "teenagers..."
"uh oh... i think its time for us to have more kids..."
(all) "ACTIVATE S***M PODS" and then it oozed all over them...
then the thought bubble popped and i vomited, uncontrollably...
All of a sudden, the aliens burst from their containers, attaching to peoples faces. Everyone screamed, "OH GOD WERE DEFENSELESS AGAINST THEM EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE FIREARMS! RUN!" the president's body guards rushed him to his office to keep him safe. i looked at my dad and said "Dude! its happening again! just like in the movie!" " i know son.... we must protect the earth!" so he transformed into a Jedi and drew his lightsaber and began to fight off the aliens. and i transformed into somebody a lot like Duke Nukem... wielding 2 machine guns. i was shooting all over the place acting all buff and beastly. I told dad, "you hold them off! i'll go save the president!" we got all Anime glossy eyed, and he said "good luck son!" With that, i ran to the presidents office to find LIU KANG (yes, the same guy from Mortal Kombat) in front of the president. he pointed to the president and yelled, (in a very high, very poor Japanese accent) "SO! It was you this whole time! I knew it! YOU are the one who planned to take over the world with these aliens!" bush looked at him in a dark and sinister way. "yeeesss... it was me this whole time... im tired of trying to take care of these stupid people... so i figured I'd rule them!" "But you forgot one thing! You have deal with me first!"
A battle ensued in the same exact fashion as the mortal kombat games... Lui threw some puches and fire balls, and then the bicycle kick. While bush countered with a bald eagle puch, a signed bill, and oil... then Bushed grabbed Liu by his pants and threw him... but his pants stayed in Bushes hands... Liu was naked... "i dont need pants to defeat you!"
then... (i cant believe im about to type this) his... uh... male organ fell off, revealing a female organ... I remember saying to myself " what the heck is going on???" the place was silent for a while then Liu said "I-Ignore that! thats not the reason why my voice is so femininely high!"
Bush grinned, "I knew it... only a women could have a voice as high as that... hoo-hoo boy... we're gonna have fun..." he then, promptly, unzipped his pants... my jaw dropped, like an anvil, to the floor...
and thats as far as im gonna go... i woke up part-way through the unspeakable horrors that happened next...
sorry if its too long... if it is, you can just remove it...
Posted 06 May 2008 - 12:42 AM
So I took out my stick of deodorant and it grew big and floated, so I hopped on it to fly to my job at the deli (Man my proffession changed quick) or I wouldn't get promoted to making Sammiches! So I flew down the street on my deodorant stick and got fired from my job because I was DWI [Deodorizing While Intoxicated] even though I wasn't drunk. So my dog who didn't exist 5 minutes prior made my bail from his savings.
I think I ate something weird before I had this dream... it was THE weirdest of my dreams to date. I think what I ate was Clams or something my uncle brought home from the diner he worked at.
Posted 06 May 2008 - 05:17 AM
Uggg! i got rid of the dream............ it was too gross....
and i think it scared people.....................................................
Edited at 8:15 am
Just ignore anything anyone might have read before this edit... ... *blushes so deeply her nose stars bleeding*
~Did i scare everyone....? is that why no one's replying... ... i didn't mean to....*bows*
Edited by ganmew, 09 May 2008 - 11:11 PM.
Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:25 AM
Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:58 AM
So I was in this giant field with my family on it. Not much going on, and I realize that it's a dream and that I can do ANYTHING right now. For whatever reason, I turned the field into a giant bed. Then I made an extremely strong wind, but it ended up coming straight down, so now everyone is laying down of the bed with 50 mph wind in their faces, but it feels oddly refreshing. Then my little brother tells me he forgot his ABCs. After that I wake up.
I'm sure I've had much weirder, but my first lucent dream is always a good memory.
Posted 08 August 2008 - 03:59 AM
Posted 08 August 2008 - 03:06 PM
it started out in a grocey,i was some ugly old lady,then i expireinced fake lucidy,i started looking for NiGHTS for some reason,while bellbridge 2nd version music was playing in the background,and then i ended back in my family,i saw my sister,she said nothing,i wanted to turn on some music and go on a pc *don't ask* and then i ended up in narnia,and i became link, i was on a beach,running from the white witch,and then,i ended p in a neighborhood,riding on the edge of a car,and then i woke up
really weird,isn't it?
Posted 08 August 2008 - 04:25 PM
I dreamed once that I went back in time to when Mom and Dad were in high school. In real life, they did not attend the same high school, but my subconscious seems to have forgotten that. Most people, including my parents, were in swimsuits. Mom ran off somewhere. Dad was just sitting in a chair. Everyone was heading off to different activities they'd signed up for. My P.E. coach from 9th grade saw me and said I'd signed up for volleyball. I didn't want to play volleyball. I complained to my friend, "She's not even my teacher anymore." I wasn't going to have any of this. It was a dream after all, I was lucid, and nobody could make me do anything I didn't want to do. I ended up going to volleyball anyways because I was hoping to see someone there. It wasn't my team's turn yet, so I waited on the sidelines. Cera from Land Before Time was one of the people playing, and her friends and their parents were cheering on from the sidelines. Little Foot had a girlfriend, a purple brontosaurus. All of the dino kids had grown to be in their teens, so they looked a little different. I woke up as my team was heading for the court to play.
Edit: Okay, I just had a dream this morning that beats that one in oddness.
A random friend was trying out JoD in my house. She was having trouble against Girania. Her dashes kept missing it. So she handed the controller to me. Soon enough, it switched to first-person. I was NiGHTS, fighting Girania again, but this time it was different. For one thing, Girania was female. Yes, you read that right. Female. There was a red horn-like thing on her forehead that she tried to ram me with and she used ice attacks. She was also a little small, about the size of a couch, but I think that was just because things tend to be small when I'm not lucid (which, in spite of all this, I was not right then). I noticed all these differences (except the size) and thought it was unfair, but then a thought popped in my head, something like, "What, you wanted to always have an easy fight against the bosses?" I'm not sure if that was me, or if I was dualized with NiGHTS and he said that. It could easily have been me, because I do argue with myself at times.
Anyways, I fought Girania, drill-dashing into her to damage her (I didn't have to paraloop her little balloons) and grabbing little red circles to replenish dash power. I had to hurry grabbing the red circles because they would turn blue and loose their potency very quickly. Girania was weakening, but she gave me a hard hit, taking out a lot of my health. I didn't feel any pain, though. I grabbed frantically for the red circles. The Nightmarens watching on the sidelines came and helped me grab them. They were sick of Girania's snobby attitude and wanted her to be taught a lesson. I/NiGHTS latched onto the top of Girania's head, past the horn, and said something to the fishy I can't remember. She said back, "Okay, but one more hit and it's all over." In other words, only about one more hit to either of us would finish us off. I thought it was ridiculous for me to have come so far with so much energy left, only to loose such a large chunk of it at once, and be neck-to-neck with this boss now when I should've been ahead. I was a little scared, too. But another part of me smirked and was like, Sure, bring it on. XD A very NiGHTS-ish thing to say. However, I'll often think that way in a tight spot, too. Then the weirdest thing happened: Girania changed into a human lady. She hid underneath an overhang and made a living ice sculpture in the shape of an armored man to send out fast little metal balls. I stayed up out of reach and zapped Girania with bolts of electricity until she was defeated (at this point, I think I was a little lucid). She said something to me as she was laying there dying, but I don't remember what it was.
Posted 17 August 2008 - 03:42 AM
I was in a metallic prison and my prison cell mate was a grey-blue lion that could speak to me telepathically (we were both innocent, by the way. He was stuck in his lion form as a form of punishment) His name was Neeleon (Or Leon). After a while, we became really good friends. He was turned back into his human form. His hair was the same color as his fur, and he had a silver-blue top with red bandages with matching fingerless gloves. He had black pants and boots. When he came in, he had a metal upside down triangle shaped thing over his mouth and nose. It was bolted to a metal headband. I found a screwdriver and unscrewed it from his head. When I did, he was really happy. Leon said "I can breathe! I can..." He didnt finish, and he looked at me. And he kissed me.
I actually drew him, but I dont know what this could mean at all.
Posted 17 August 2008 - 07:40 AM
I first recieved a fax out of the lightsocket in my room telling me about aliens. I was then entered in a street luge race (which is odd because because I'm such a lazy, unathletic person). I had to end up in first place or else aliens would destroy the entire town of Tucson. I lost to some old man who was on a dog sled. The clouds gathered, lightning and thunder crashed everywhere and then I woke up.
The second oddest dream I've ever had I actually believe was a metaphor for life:
I was wandering lost through an abandoned city and followed this strange, yet beautiful music. I entered one building and saw that it had a courtyard. In this courtyard was a pool surrounded by flowers and rocks and sculpted bushes. A little pale, blonde haired girl stood stock still by the pool. She telepathecally told me that I could ride around once, but only once. I got on this carousel like mechanism...it was like a clear roundabout just under the surface of the water, so it looked like the passenger was standing on the water. I went around and saw many giant lotus flowers, colorful sculptures, and strange hovering fountains. Before I knew it, I was at the end. I wanted to ride again, so I shouted to the little girl, "I'm going around again whether you like it or not!" She glared at me and my alarm clock suddenly went off, disturbing my dream.
In third place goes to a particular nightmare that had a surprise ending;
I was being chased by these secret agents dressed in black. I had no idea why they were chasing me, but they were going to kill me, I just knew it! Suddenly, my alarm clock went off, but I didn't wake up. It was set to radio and so a loud song started playing in my dream. Will Smith appeared and everyone who was trying to kill started dancing in some crazy music video.
Posted 17 August 2008 - 10:26 AM
probably the one where I dreamt I was on an awning over some vegetables in a grocery store... the awning seemed to be very slippery so I held fast (I was a wee lad when I dreamt this) I was slipping slowly but surely as I looked below I saw Micky and Mini mouse walking down the isle (of corse they didn't notice me) then I slipped and fell through the tiled floor as if it were water... ya... I don't get it either...
Posted 17 August 2008 - 03:20 PM
Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:23 AM
My oddest dream has to be after I played the forest temple in Zelda ocarina of time. When I fell asleep thinking about doing the temple later, I ended up being in it. Yet, I can tell it was a lot crazier than in the game. I hate those shadow hands.
Other than that, I remember driving on a weird road that looked like a roller coaster. XD
Posted 18 August 2008 - 08:50 AM
Posted 03 September 2008 - 05:10 AM
yeah it was weird beyond me
Posted 03 September 2008 - 11:51 PM
Posted 16 September 2008 - 08:45 PM
First off I was in a sewer, and it had six big pipes, possitioned like the dreamgate. Then, out of nowhere, my elementary-school-childhood-enemy, E.T. , comes and tells me to travel through one of the portals. I'm like "HECK NO." and he's like "Fine! If I can't go with you..." He ducks down and turns into JAMIE LYNN SPEARS. 0.0 " ...I will! :D" I still refuse, he/she goes back down and turns into the fish Pokemon, Goldeen. I get peeved, grab the Goldeen and drag it to my Vo's bathroom saying ," >:( Okay, y'know what? I dun wanna go anywhere with you. I dun wanna have anything to do with you, OK? OK. Goodbye." and flush it down her toilet. Then I wake up...
"..... ..... ...Jamie Lynn...? o.O"
This happened, like, 5 months ago. It still ranks as the best dream I ever had! Anyone else?
Posted 16 September 2008 - 10:33 PM
But the most oddest one besides those is this one:
Sonic and I were in a closet changing one of those long, flourescent lights, when he purposely took it off the ceiling and made it fall on top of me. Everyone started yelling at him because he did that. Then I woke up....
SONIC IS A BAD PERSON D8
Posted 23 September 2008 - 03:56 PM
I was at school, went into a classroom and it was a store. Then i baught some dounuts and the store turned into a classroom. Then i got in trouble for some reason, ran out of the classroom, and i was in my house. O_o. the end.
I have many dreams that tie my schools and home together, I have no life. lol XD
Oh my goodness, thats so scarey. O-o
There was this dream where I was traveling with the Land Before Time Dinosaurs while listening to the Goosebumps theme song (two different kinds of scary right there).
Posted 23 September 2008 - 07:15 PM
If I remember some others, I'll add them.
OH like this one I had in seventh grade where there were these two Kirbys, and one was in prison, and the other was going to break it out, and they were both speaking French, (I hadn't "studied" French for 4 years or so, and even then all I would've known was a few words/phrases) and they were going to escape in a submarine. Don't remember much more than that.
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 02:44 AM
The two most oddest dreams that I can recall off the top of my head are 1) Abel and Tres from Trinity Blood went to with me to live in Hawaii, and we all worked at a bar hut. 2) I was being chased in a mall and Donatello from TMNT was trying to rescue me.
Posted 27 March 2009 - 03:55 AM
I don't remember exactly how it began, but someone in my journalism class was supposedly lying to themselves, and the signs of such a thing were told to me by... Rupert Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which I haven't watched for a long time now. So, having the strange knowledge that she's somewhere on my street, I get up, head through my mom's sewing room (no idea how I got THERE) and notice some odd movement - billiard balls. Haunted billiard balls - I actually stopped and watched from the corner of my eye at least two move to a different basket and another (I remember it being blue) deliberately moving in a slow arc as if something was carefully moving it from a basket to one of those strange glass-protector things for a lightbulb or a candle. Somehow, this translated as normal behavior in my head, and I just sighed, going "Not again..."
Either way, I went outside and went down my street, which had this weird little indent-but-not-a-roundabout/cul-de-sac in the middle of the street, and beyond the sidewalk, stuck between two trees, and permanently frozen in a weird pose was a dog that had gotten its leash tangled up and was now stuck in midair. It was like it was trying to do a ballerina leap or something. I found the person that was supposedly lying to themselves, which is supposed to be someone of Hispanic descent, but found instead a mix between the Korean and Japanese exchange students at my school. I was just about to ask her what was wrong when I woke up.
It was the billiard balls that stuck, though. That was the one thing I remembered most.
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