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Somethin funny about NiGHTS:JoD


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"If NiGHTS wasn't a kid-friendly game",stupidness etc.

-Reala: I'll make sure you're in no shape to get in my way ever again! (What the--)

-Reala: Now, how exactly should I go about getting what I want? Hmm? (O..K o_o)

-Why is NiGHTS addicted to Octopaws?! >_>

-In Will's ending, he and his team won the soccer tournament. If you look at the kid who's behind Will, you'll notice he's humping him. (I laughed so hard on that one)

-Lots of "touching" scenes ._.

-Did Reala changed his tone of voice in some of the Chase mission intros like he almost sounded high in Lost Park?

-As you play as Helen, if you idle for a bit, she'll make a laid-back(?) pose then slap her skirt which looks like she's slapping her butt (its even funny if you let NiGHTS stare at her)

Edited by EB-G, 18 March 2008 - 11:26 AM.


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Owl: "Now go over and touch NiGHTS if you're into that sort of thing."

I was rolling. I never laughed harder in my life. Not that it was that hilarious. It was so unexpected I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

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Chaaaains! 8D.
Lol, Nights being obsessed with Octopaw. >w<
Why an octopus? why not, a...a jelly fish? hm.
And yay for touchy scenes.

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So, I am not the only one that noticed the kid behind poor Will, LOL! XDDDD *dies laughing*

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"Now go over and touch NiGHTS if you're into that sort of thing."

EPIC WIN XD

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I've come to the conclusion that the writers are either oblivious or shameless. (Incompetent, too, but that almost goes without saying).

The sheer amount of innuendo seems too much to be coincidence... so. much. touching. Reala was especially grabby in JoD.

I can't watch any of the cutscenes without bursting into girly giggles. Heck, even the first time I played JoD, I lost it laughing at a few points.

Things that make me crack up in horror and amusement:
- "Touch NiGHTS"
- Any gratuitous ass-shot of NiGHTS. Which is pretty much the entirety of the game. I really don't need to see his perky, finely-rendered, spandexed posterior in my face in every cutscene. IT'S SO SHINY I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
- Reala surprise-buttsexing NiGHTS up against the door at the start of Helen's story
- Reala getting into the kidnapping business with Will and wondering how to go about "getting what (he) wants"
- "Are you all alone today, NiGHTS?"
- Owl's big ball
- "YOU AND ME, ONE ON ONE"
- NiGHTS into chains
- the sounds the kids make as they climb up the chains to the Captures
- Boat NiGHTS and Coaster NiGHTS

I'm easily amused. :o

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Why an octopus? why not, a...a jelly fish? hm.


NiGHTS: "Hey, look! its Jellypaw!"
Hmm... I have to say that doesn't sound much better :/
NiGHTS: "And remember kids don't do drugs... or you'll end up like owl" (I'll bet I just cut illegal drug profits in half just now)

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Owl: "Now go over and touch NiGHTS if you're into that sort of thing."

I was rolling. I never laughed harder in my life. Not that it was that hilarious. It was so unexpected I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.




hahaha I remember now, that's a bit dodgey.. :D

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They most certainly needed more than a few rewrites in their script. Most of the innuendo sounds like it was in there by accident, so I blame bad editing. Or the translation and writing people were having a very stressful day when they wrote the script.

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So, I am not the only one that noticed the kid behind poor Will, LOL! XDDDD *dies laughing*


Yay! Somebodeh knows that *high 5s*

- "Touch NiGHTS"
- Any gratuitous ass-shot of NiGHTS. Which is pretty much the entirety of the game. I really don't need to see his perky, finely-rendered, spandexed posterior in my face in every cutscene. IT'S SO SHINY I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
- Reala surprise-buttsexing NiGHTS up against the door at the start of Helen's story
- Reala getting into the kidnapping business with Will and wondering how to go about "getting what (he) wants"
- "Are you all alone today, NiGHTS?"
- "YOU AND ME, ONE ON ONE"
- NiGHTS into chains
- the sounds the kids make as they climb up the chains to the Captures
- Boat NiGHTS and Coaster NiGHTS


XD Reala's always the problem. He has a fetish for someone whos alone. lol
I really need to make a short comic between NiGHTS and him.

Yeah, the way the kids sounded like when climb the chains....yeah .__.
My cousin reacted so loud when he first saw Coaster NiGHTS XD

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I agree that Reala is especially grabby in JoD, is he not? Grabbing, grabbing, grabbing like he just HAS to have something to do with his hands. Perhaps he just wants to hide his bright pink fingernails? Is the best way to hide said fingernails killing everything that looks?

Perhaps he's just a pervert. Who knows.

Owl, however....

"Go over and touch NiGHTS. If you're into that sort of thing."

*snort* *chuckle* *giggle* *snicker*

And yes, that child on Will's soccer team seemed especially giddy at their victory. I wonder if Will asked him about it afterwards. "Dude, why were you like, humping me after the game?"
". . . .>.>. . . ."

I can only imagine. It just seems to me that the level of sexual innuendo is especially high. I also notice that I tend to especially use the word "especially" a lot. Hmm.

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Well, in chase missions we chase goodles on birds, so in link missions we OBVIOUSLY have to chase an octopus, it just makes sense :P There was also a line where Reala says he was trying to get will all alone, i choked on my pop hearing that.

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What about when Reala grabbed Nights behind in that see with Helen and the Memory forest.




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