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[TheOrangeNightmare]

NiGHTS: Holy cheese! My computer just clonked out on me!!!
Wizeman: Teehee! You said clonked!

[Saphira]

Helen: Hey, NiGHTS... I'm curious... you know that when you throw two blue chips at a nightmaren, it passes out?
NiGHTS: Yeah... Helen, what are you asking?
Helen: Does that happen with you?
NiGHTS: I dunno, I don't really want to find out.
Helen: I do! *throws a blue chip at NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: Ow! What the hell was that for? Why I oughtta-
Helen: *Throws another blue chip*
NiGHTS *keels over*
Helen: I guess he does. *walks away* Hmmm... I wonder if Owl's a nightmaren... let's find out!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Saph, that just gave me an idea...XD

Will: Hey, NiGHTS, isn't Reala a nightmaren as well?
NiGHTS: Yea, why?
Will: Well, if I throw a blue chip at him, won't he do the same thing as other Nightmaren do when they're hit with a blue chip?
NiGHTS: I...guess so...hey! I just got an idea! Why don't you find out for yourself?
Will: You know what? I will! *walks over to Reala* OI! REALA, GET YOUR FAT ASS OVER HERE!!!
Reala: what the--?!
Will: *throws a blue chip at Reala's head*
Reala: OUCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, BITCH?!
Will: Oh, well I guess it doesn't happen for him...
Reala: I SAID WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Will: ...*runs off* IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Reala: The hell was that about?
NiGHTS: Beats me...

[Saphira]

Lolz nice Hikari.
I gots an ideya!

All nightmaren, big and small, are at a haloween family reunion.
NiGHTS (dressed as Jackle): Hey Gilwing! You seen Reala or Puffy?
Gilwing (dressed as Girania): Nooo... You?
NiGHTS: No.
Gilwing: Wonder where they went...
Jackle (dressed as Reala): Can one of you please point me to the complimentary coffee and doughnuts?
NiGHTS: We're not that stupid Jackle. Now go away and torture some other helpless soul.
Jackle: Okay! *flies after Donbalon with razor sharp cards* BALLOON! *throws card*
Donbalon (dressed as bomamba): *pops like a balloon*
*everyone falls silent, then laughs*
NiGHTS (to Gilwing): He was pretty annoying anyway.
Gilwing: Yeah.
NiGHTS: Anyway... so... about Reala and Puffy, they're the only ones that aren't here. Even I showed up, and I hate everyone here!
Gilwing: True, heeeyyy... what's that supposed to mean by you hate everyone? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME?!
*Puffy enters the room*
Puffy (not in a halloween costume): LAAAAA!!!!! *cracks wine glass add wine spills all over the floor*
*everyone falls silent*
Puffy: Prreeesseenntttinnnggg... Reala!
Reala: I'm not coming out.
Puffy: Oh come on! You look absolutely FFAAAABBUULLLLOUUUSSS!
Reala: No I don't. I'm not coming out.
Puffy: OH YES YOU AAARRRRREEE!!!! *breaks coffee machine*
Jackle: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE! *licks coffee off floor*
Puffy: *pulls Reala out*
*everyone gasps*
NiGHTS: *points and laughs* HA! YOU LOOK LIKE PUFFEH!!!!
Reala: shut up. *looks down at outfit and points to chest* THESE AREN'T REAL I SWEAR!!!!
NiGHTS: Suuuuurrre they aren't!
Reala: They aren't!
NiGHTS (to gilwing): Sooommmeebooddyy got plastic surgery.

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: Why do I have a sudden urge to play Pretty Princess dolls with Jackle? Hmmmm....

[TheOrangeNightmare]

NiGHTS: 'Scuse me while I blow my nose

[DAiLiGHT]

Jackle: *walks out of shower with a towel around his waist*

^ That's it. He's naked all the time, what would he care?

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: Hey, hey Reala!
Reala: What...?!
NiGHTS: Are those bat tights?
Reala: I...guess you could call them that...why?
NiGHTS: Because you look so FEIRCE!

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: *At a party, ever the social one, comes across two female Seapos* Hey baby, you can squirt bubbles at me anytime.

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: *is holding Will hostage* Now how do I go about getting what I want, hm?
Will: I WUNT MAH MUMMEH!!! *trying to squirm out of Reala's grasp*
Reala: DAMN YOU, THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!

[DAiLiGHT]

NiGHTS: *points at Reala* YOU ATE MY LUCKY CHARMS!!!
Reala: WTF? O__O

[iLLViLLAiN]

Puffy: I keep on fallin'

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn.


love witha you

[::NiGHTS::lover]

XD DAiLiGHT, that gave me an idea

Will: *running* THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!
Reala: Heheheh, I paid him five bucks to do that...

[Saphira]

NiGHTS: Why is it that I have no ears, but I can hear everything around me?
Helen: I dunno.
NiGHTS: What?

[iLLViLLAiN]

NiGHTS: Dreams rule everything around me/Will get Ideya/Fighting off Nightmare yah

(I doubt anyone will get this)

[DAiLiGHT]

Helen: Silly Reala, Trix are for kids!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!!!
NiGHTS: O_O;;

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: YOU'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!

Random Dreamer: No, I'm not! I just want you stop beating up my skateboard!

Reala: YOU BE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS TOO, BOY?!

RD: I already said I'm not after your goddamn Lucky Charms!

Reala: You're not after me Lucky Charms?

RD: NO! Now give me back my board!

Reala: *sniff* K....

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: That's my Lucky Charms, they're SPAZTICALLY MALICIOUS!!! 8D

[Saphira]

NiGHTS: I'm, too sexy for my tights, too sexy for my tights, so sexy it hurts...
Reala: My bat tights are sexier.
Jackle: What about mine?
NiGHTS -.-; Your not wearing tights. Your not wearing anything aside from those boots, those gloves, that cape, and that hat.
Jackle: Then, I'm SUPER SEXY!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: So...I herd u liek Mudkipz??? *holds up a Mudkip squeaky toy*

Helen: *reading a book to the Nightopians*
The first little maren *shows Puffy* built her house with straw.
Cerberus ate her.
The second little maren *shows Jackle* built his house with sticks.
Cerberus ate him, too.
These maren *shows NiGHTS and Reala* built their house with 300 tons of reinforced cement and iron plating. They also built 5 sentry guns, 2 gatling-gun placements, and 3 sniper lookouts.
Cerberus ate led. (he was probably full, anyway)

reference

[Saphira]

Reala: *singing while destroying a windmill in pure valley* Don't ya wish yer goilfriend was HAWT like meh! Don't ya wish yer goilfriend wuz a FREAK like meh! DON'T YA?!!
Nightopians: *giggling and cowering in fear*
NiGHTS: *is filming*
Will: Erm... NiGHTS, shouldn't you be saving that windmill right now?
NiGHTS: SHUT UP! I'm trying to film. GEEBUS!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: The princess is in ANOTHER CASTLE! >8O

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: Another Castle?! O NOEZ!!!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: And I take a potato chip....and EAT IT! *bites into a potato chip*

[DAiLiGHT]

Toad: The Princess is in another castle!

Reala: . . .Wait. Hold on. So you, little insignificant toadstool, mean to tell me, Reala, that I just busted my @$$, going up and down spike walls, dodging mutated turtles, stepping on giant mushrooms with eyes, avoiding goddamn lava, collected like, 600 coins, and beat a boss bigger than anything Wizeman could have sh!t out, and you mean to tell me the Princess isn't even goddamn here?

Toad: Yeah, that's basically what I'm saying, yeah.

Reala:. . . 'K. *shrug*

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: *is holding head in confusion* Three days...three days...three days... *in the background, a moon with a big maniacal grin is coming towards Nightopia*

[Uly'aoth]

NiGHTS: Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. I gotta run. I gotta run. I gotta run.

[Saphira]

NiGHTS: *takes off Reala's hat* ZOMGZ YER BAWLD!!!!!
Reala: Bet you are too. *takes off NiGHTS's hat*
NiGHTS: HA! *sexy golden brown locks are under the hat*
Reala: Damn you!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS and Reala are walking along and they accidentally bump into each other, an egg comes out of nowhere.
NiGHTS: DAMN YOU, REALA, YOU MADE ME TEEN PREGGER!!!
Reala: It's not mine, I SWEAR!!!

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: >.>.....<.<.....>.>....

NiGHTS: Reaaaalla...... (<--Note: Menacingly)

Reala: I DIDN'T DO IT!

NiGHTS: Drop it! Drop it....!

Reala: Fine.... *drops Nightopian he was about to eat, Nightopian scuttles off*

[::NiGHTS::lover]

I never understood the thing with Reala eating Nightopians...does it have something to do with NiD? XD Because I've never played it...*shot*

Reala: *sneaks up on NiGHTS and jumps on it* I liek ur face *licks*
NiGHTS: HE'S TOUCHING ME INNAPROPRIATELY!? *smacks Reala*
Reala: ;.; *runs off crying*

[JAZZ-man]

JAZZ (me): all that i did was just talked to you, tell me to be quiet right in the eye, and what?

Reala: what?

JAZZ: what?

Reala: what nothing, you said "what" first.

JAZZ: i said "what?"

Reala: what nothing, you said "what" first

JAZZ: Reala! *hand on face*

Reala: uhm, you said "what" first

JAZZ: shut it!

theres your randomness, now give me ten bucks. got it from "Shark Tale"

[DAiLiGHT]

Love that movie.

Anyway:

Reala: Let's get some shoes!

[K.C.Miangra]

Jackle: Let's go SKINNY DIPPING!

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*Reala meets up with Morrigan from DarkStalkers at the mall*
Reala: YOU CAN HAVE YOU TIGHTS BACK D:<

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: OBEY THE FIST!

[DAiLiGHT]

Reala: But.... Nightmaren's blood runs through my veins like RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

[::NiGHTS::lover]

NiGHTS: YEEEEEEEAAAAA! I'M GONNA BE SIIIIIIIIIICK~ *throws up on Reala*
~~~~~~~
Reala: I am the reel Master Chief and I am here...to eat...your face...omnomnomnomnom...
NiGHTS: Omg, ah!
Jackle: *screams at the top of his lungs like a little girl and runs off*
Reala: lol, jk. It's me.
~~~~~~~
Reala: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[DAiLiGHT]

NiGHTS: *prods Reala* Your face is a lie.

Reala: *Sobs wildly* The people at the clinic told me nobody would notice! *flies off, sobbing as face falls off*

[::NiGHTS::lover]

Reala: Little boys? DO WANT! *drools pervertedly*
Jackle: *drops in* DiD SOMEONE SAY SHOTA?!
~~~~~~~
NiGHTS: LiFE iS A LiE AS WE KNOW iT!!! *flees*