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Or, for something completely random -- NiGHTS and Reala imitating the 'Prepare For Trouble' scenes from the Pokemon anime. :)

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What about:

NiGHTS finds rupees instead of dreamdrops or blue chips
Helen's likes the electric violin and shocks herself with it
Will participating in Mario and Sonic at the olympic games

This scene:

Helen: Hi NiGHTS!
NiGHTS: Hi Helen.
Helen: Can I ask you a question? It's kind of odd though...
NiGHTS: Please don't let it be about the birds and the bees.
Helen: No. I had that talk with mum.
NiGHTS: Oookay then. What's your question?
Helen: You know that when you throw two blue chips at a maren, it passes out?
NiGHTS: Ya.
Helen: Does that happen with you?
NiGHTS: I dunno.
Helen: Can we check?
NiGHTS: I don't really want to.
Helen: I do! *throws a blue chip at NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: OW! What the hell!? Why I oghtta-
Helne: *Throws another blue chip*
NiGHTS: *keels over*
Helen: Cool! I wonder if Owl's a maren... *Smiles devilishly* HEY OWL...

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Helen: Hi NiGHTS!
NiGHTS: Hi Helen.
Helen: Can I ask you a question? It's kind of odd though...
NiGHTS: Please don't let it be about the birds and the bees.
Helen: No. I had that talk with mum.
NiGHTS: Oookay then. What's your question?
Helen: You know that when you throw two blue chips at a maren, it passes out?
NiGHTS: Ya.
Helen: Does that happen with you?
NiGHTS: I dunno.
Helen: Can we check?
NiGHTS: I don't really want to.
Helen: I do! *throws a blue chip at NiGHTS*
NiGHTS: OW! What the hell!? Why I oghtta-
Helen: *Throws another blue chip*
NiGHTS: *keels over*
Helen: Cool! I wonder if Owl's a maren... *Smiles devilishly* HEY OWL...

Awesome!
IT'SMYTURN!
Claris: hey Helen! whatcha doin with all those blue chips?
Helen: throwing 'em at random stuff and seeing what happens... as it turns out, owls explode when you throw blue chips at them...
Claris:O.o okay... wait a minute >;) I just had an idea!
Helen: ooh! Are we throwing blue chips at you now? here I go! *prepares to throw chip*
Claris: slow down there Helen! My idea is to get back at that jerk Jackle for hitting on me!
Helen: Jackal? isn't that some kind of african dog? Why would we be throwing blue chips at poor doggies <:(
Claris: this perv's no doggie let's go!
*later*
Jackle: *hums theme* oh hello there Claris, come to see Jackle in acti...why are you looking at me like that? whey! don't get to close to me with those blue chips! I'm warning you! I have tarot cards!
Claris: *throws*
Jackle: augh my balls!!
Claris: oh please you never had any to begin with!
Helen: hee hee nice one Clarie! now *evil voice* FINISH HIM!
Claris: *pitches like a baseball*
Jackle: *mantle asplodes*
Helen: *evil voice* FATALITY *normal voice* ahem.. oh my, no more mortal kombat for me.... Ooh its Reala's turn now!
Reala: *has been in back ground whole time* no way I'm not gettin killed! *flies*
Elliot: *standing in his way* sorry, reala but it's the end of the line for you.
Will: *smirks* now for the sport as old as time itself...
Reala: OH WIZEMAN NO!
Elliot: *throws blue chip* BOMBARDMENT!!
Reala: ACK! my spleen!
Will: You okay Reala?
Reala: I think...
Will: in that case BOMBARDMENT!!!!!!!
Reala:*dramatic slo-mo* nooooooooooooooooooooo..... *persona asplodes*
Will: But I hit him in the chest *shrugs* oh well... *soccer juggles blue chip* this is fun! what next?
I like this script here.... I think want to keep it for myself.... *ahem* *bows*with lady Saphira's permission of course....

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Shadow getting his ass kicked by Reala XD

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NiGHTS yelling Aptiva at random times, leaving Claris and/or Elliot to DIE!

NiGHTS struggling to decide whether to go to the men's room or ladies' room.

NiGHTS flying in front of a mirror(NiD). When his reflection doesn't go through a loop, he flies back and forth until he sees his reflection has an angry face. 5 seconds later, his reflection punches him in the face.
Reflection: SUCKER! PHFT! *flies off*

NiGHTS VS Reala: NiGHTS and Reala fight until they are tired out.
NiGHTS: wanna settle this over a match at SEGA Superstars Tennis?
Reala: Yeah, sure...

Jackle: *throws tarot card and it goes through the space where NiGHTS's neck should be* YES! ...Oh, D***!

Claris/Elliot/NiGHTS: *hatches an egg that SHOULD have a nightopian inside...* .............THE HECK IS THAT THING!? *Groudon hatches from egg...*
Groudon: ...DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BWAAAAAAH! *eats Claris/Elliot/NiGHTS*

Dr. Octagonapus... 1:32-1:56

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'Reala getting his Own Game'

*NiGHTS and Reala fighting*

NiGHTS: Theres only one way to win this. Sooooo Reala theres something I've been meaning to ask you.
Reala: What?
NiGHTS:Oh I don't know but what if SEGA made your own game like Shadow or Vincent Valentine over at Square?
Reala:*gasp* DON"T SAY THAT NiGHTS!!! *covering his mouth then looking around* THEY might be watching!
NiGHTS:*Evil grin* Oh and they ARE. And guess what?
Reala:What??
NiGHTS:Here in my hand is the ideas and drafts for it. I was just on my way to deliver it!
Reala:GIVE ME THAT!!!
NiGHTS:Nyah! *sticks out his toung* See ya! *flies off with the fake documents*
*Reala chases NiGHTS to get the 'documents'*
NiGHTS:Hey Sonic heres the *wink* 'documents'!
Sonic:Oh thanks NiGHTS! *wink wink*
Reala: NiGHTS I FINALLY FOUND YOU NOW GIVE ME THE PAPERS!!!!!
NiGHTS:Sonic has it after that all sales are final.
Reala:LIKE HELL THEY ARE!!!!! *snatches it from Sonic*
*NiGHTS and Sonic tying to hold back their laughter*
Reala:WHAT?!?! It's j..just blank pieces of paper!
NiGHTS and Sonic:FOOLED YA!!! *laughing uncontrollably*
NiGHTS: Man if only you could see the look on you face!
Sonic:Yeah! *whipping a tear from his eye* PRICELESS!
Reala:*curled up in a fetal position and saying random gibberish*




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