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[B-Movie]

Hello, NiGHTS peoples!

In case you couldn't read the topic title but you magically learned how to read after you opened this post: my name is B-Movie. No, that's a lie, my real name is [OMITTED] but everyone calls me B-Movie so that's how it's going to go from this point forward.

Since this section of the forums seems to emphasize narcissism, I will detail the definition of B-Movie:

(Ignore this first paragraph here if you have a short attention span)

I am a college student double majoring in Music (Voice) and Biology (Medicine) with hopes of becoming a Neurologist/Psychiatrist. I am extremely active in school as a member of nearly all the non-special interest clubs, volunteering as often as I can, and trying to join a few sports teams. I am also a member of Mensa (I know, I was surprised, too!)

That's the boring side of me, though. In my spare time I like hanging out with my best friend known to you as Purgatory and playing Guitar Hero and Rock Band. Trust me when I say I play Guitar Hero and Rock Band. I am serious about those things there.

I also write, draw, act, comeditize (is there even a word for "the creation of comedy"?... huh...), film, and play music (my recent passion). Although I can do all of these things pretty well, I've not mastered any of them. I guess I'm more of a Jack-of-all-Trades... kind of sucks if I want to create a career out of one, though.

Well, that pretty much wraps up my skills and activities. As a person I'm, well, how can I judge myself as a person? I'm kind of a complicated friend. I seem to be extremely well-liked when I'm around people, but at the same time I am also a very picky person. I will only befriend a person that compliments my personality. People who are funny, smart, and selfless (which are pretty hard to come by) are my holy grail.

I know, this was a long post and must have been pretty boring to read, that is, if you've actually read it. Hope you liked me, though.

OH! The most important thing: I know nothing about NiGHTS and I never played the games. So, yeah, there's that.

RED HOT FIRE! ~B-Movie

[Purgatory]

AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS!

If you need anything, come to me. If I'm not around to make fun of you for needing something, go to Jof or the admins Icachan or Animejosse.

Or come over to my house and cry. So I can laugh at you in person.

[Maresuke]

Hey, B-Movie. Heard a lot about you. Welcome.

[Empa]

Yo.

[B-Movie]

Thank you for the welcoming!

Maresuke, I await your friendship!

Farley, do I know you?

And Purgatory: party.

[The wise Kitsune]

Welcome! Im Kitsune.You seem to be known 'round these places,lol.

[TRiPPY]

Again, good to see you here

[Purgatory]

*Nods to B-Movie* Pardeh.

[Roam]

I'm surprised with all the Guitar Hero, you aren't a member of the Bloody Stump Club yet. Or did you trade those stumps for the hands of the Robot Devil?

[Inubu]

Hi I'm Inubu.You sound really hyper and fun...
but it seems your friends with Purgatory so that's normal.

[Purgatory]

Hi I'm Inubu.You sound really hyper and fun...
but it seems your friends with Purgatory so that's normal.

WA HA HA HA HA WTF DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! *Twists head around*

No seriously, its funny you should say that because he's very mellow, like having a sloth around. Then he bursts into fits of flailing and shouting when I make him laugh.

[B-Movie]

HAHAHA!

I do tend to get into fits of hyperactive, giddy comedy-making when I'm in "the zone" and for some people it's too much, hell, sometimes it's too much for Purg and he's all like "WTF" but then he realizes how funny I am and laughs at my making-a-fool-of-myself.

Most of the time, though, I am mellow and think things out, you know, just in case. You can never be too careful what with the cow-raping aliens, super mayonnaise parasites, shadowy governments, and zombie spies. You should always be on the lookout lest you be raped, spied on, or parasited.

Seriously, though, I'm a great person. Perhaps even the perfect person. Maybe... too perfect... *oOoOoh* scary!

Also, Roam: what is the Bloody Stump Club? It sounds fun as sh!t!

Also, TRiPPY: thanks for having me, once again! You are a lady and a scholar!

Also, Purgatory: The dark gunslinger walks into the solemn town, pulling his ox closer and caressing his right holster. The dusty town looks harmless but it's also silent and abandoned. While the church-goers and pub patrons might've disappeared, whatever drove them out might lurk around every corner. For this possibility, the gunslinger would be prepared, for what came next, he was not. "HELLO, STRANGER!" A bubbly 10-old-boy waddles up to the grim travel with a wide smile over his face. "Whereareyoufrom? Whyareyouhere? Doyouwanttomeetmyfriends? IhavealizardnameIchorandweplayallthetimebythewellwiththeflowersandsometimeshefal
lsinbuthealwayscomesoutbecausehehasstickyhandsthatarefunnyandIalwaysplaywithhish
a
ndsandlaughbecausetheysticktomyskinand—". The gunslinger's eyes go wide with frustration and weariness. He pulls his gun out and holds it to the boy's chest. With a coarse voice he says "I quit being polite." BLAM! I QUIT MAN! PARTY!

RED HOT FIRE! ~B-Movie

[Roam]

The bloody stump club is a name given to a certain group of people in my friends who're able to play Guitar Hero with amazing skill. Aptly named due to the fact that after doing something like, oh, Through the Fire and Flames or Raining Blood, your hands are (usually) gone. Replaced by bloody stumps. I believe you qualify.

[B-Movie]

The bloody stump club is a name given to a certain group of people in my friends who're able to play Guitar Hero with amazing skill. Aptly named due to the fact that after doing something like, oh, Through the Fire and Flames or Raining Blood, your hands are (usually) gone. Replaced by bloody stumps. I believe you qualify.

YES! The bloody stump club sounds like fun! Unfortunately I retired my guitar thrashing days as a Guitar Hero and I dedicate myself fulltime to singing in Rock Band. I've always sang in real life, even had formal training, so I decided to focus on something I do in real life in the game. I sometimes sing and play guitar in Rock Band, though, but I don't know if I would now qualify for that club

[Empa]

Thank you for the welcoming!

Maresuke, I await your friendship!

Farley, do I know you?

And Purgatory: party.

No. I was greeting you anyway.