“Obi WangHa N00BiSH”
Written by Niyazi Sonmez.

Intro:
What…the…bloody…fucking…?
What the HELL is that??
I don’t believe this.
I don’t believe this.
How many of you were there in the space of a month?
Ok, look, I’m just gonna break it down for you.
You’re all getting gunned. You’re finished.

Rap:
Alright. Hold It.
What the bloody hell is all this?
N00bs left, right and centred.
Running around, screaming like they’re bloody demented.

Ripping off Valentine and wonder why I’m offended.
Yeah, I got your note so please don’t resend it.
Yeah, I’m ignoring you. Don’t you get it?
When I called you lot idiots I bloody meant it.

I never knew there was a real life BiSCUiT.
Not just one, there’s an army of the bloody gits.
You kill one and they come back with six.
They’re like zombies with a brain eating virus.

So grab a gun, a knife or some pliers.
Grab the petrol can and ignite some fires.
Grab a n00b and blast its bloody face off.
Gonna be a mess but it’s worth the trade off.

I find it funny how she lied about her age.
Then went on to DA and tried to become Phage.
I find it funny how the other one ripped off Valentine
Four times over and didn’t think I’d mind.

I find it funny how the other one went to great lengths
Just to track down my MSN address.
Then pimp the address to her friends and when I confronted
Them about it they all started lying.

I find it funny how this other n00b is.
Seeing her art really scares me shitless.
I find it funny how the other one doesn’t get the message.
“YOU’RE A FREAK TO SOCIETY SO JUST ACCEPT IT!!!”

And though she don’t pass through here but Lotus.
I dun like mushrooms, girl, they make me nauseous.
You think people like this don’t exist
And when you finally meet them you’re honestly think they’re taking the piss.

You can not be serious?
But, yeah, that seems to be the jist of this.
Soiling the forums on a daily basis.
Their craziness makes me wanna tear off their faces.

Now people know me as a lyricist.
But I too can be bloody ruthless.
Step to these n00bs like Lennox Lewis.
Hit ‘em so hard, leave bruised and clueless.

I thought they caught the concept when I made Get N00BiSH
But I guess they really are just stupid.
Making me lose it.
Because their frame of mind is mind boggling
Like a rubix…

…cube. Yo, what’s happening n00b?
“NAiTSU!! I’m the biggest fan ever”
Fo’ real, bruh?
“Yeah. I even got a poster of him on me door!”

Well ain’t that special. What else ya got?
“I keep NAiTSU locked away in a box”
A box, huh? You sure he’s happy about that?
“Yeah! He even let’s me wear his hat!!”

Oh REALLY? And he doesn’t get angry??
“Nah. He never gets mad at me”
Yuhuh, yeah, of course, what was I thinking?
Well done, son, you’ve pissed off Lynne again.

So start running for the hills, mate, cause you’re screwed.
You should have thought twice before you became a bloody n00b.
And quit being so bloody rude, it ain’t cool.
Is it so difficult to read the damn rules?

I mean geez louise.
Keep your cheese away from the forums, bloody hell, please.
You’re making me crazy.
You’re spreading your disease so quickly that I spelt please
With a bloody PLZ.

Yeesh! You’re messing up my speech.
The saying goes “Those who can. Teach.”
So I’m about to teach all you n00bs a lesson.
And after that, all you bloody gits are getting sectioned.

So here’s my pointers, pipe down and listen.
If you want, write down notes as I list them.
Here, use this green pen.
First pointer is you’ve got too much sugar in your system.

They’re so bloody hyper, I tell ya.
Point to is you chat so much shit that I can smell ya.
So here’s some laxatives to clear your shit out quicker than
Sonic slapping you with a back fist.

Now let us practice. Repeat after me
The saying goes something like this.
It goes: A n00b ain’t for life or for Christmas.
“A n00b ain’t for life or for Christmas”

And Elly will probably get reckless.
Kill you with fire but will spray you with mace first, so:
A n00b will die when GAiNS gets pissed.
“A n00b will die when GAiNS gets pissed”

So n00bs, tip one: stay out the forums
Tip two: stay out the forums
Tip three: stay out the chat room and the forums.
Tip four: stay out the BLOODY FORUMS, DAMMIT!!!

BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!

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