GET N00Bish!

INTRO

**sounds of two n00bs laughing and gettin n00bish**

Uh-Oh!!
Guess whose back, back, back.
Back again, gain, gain.
DiGi's back, back, back.
Tell A Gen, gen, gen.

Now i'm gonna get sued for this, for this, for this.
Now i'm gonna get sued for this....alright stop....aaaand let's get n00bish.

VERSE 1
Come here new dreamer, i have a plan.
To prove that you're the biggest NiGHTS fan.
Simply open out your hands and glomp everyone,
don't worry, you won't get banned.

It's cool, don't worry about the Admins,
they won't notice what's happening.
They too busy drooling over NiGHTS and Reala
that they won't even notice ya !

Quickly, go on, break some rules.
Laugh out loud and call people "fools".
It's cool to act like a n00b.
Mess up the brand new boards schedules.

Upload a Bit Map image as your icon,
and make it extra wide and extra long.
There's nothing wrong with messing up the boards tables.
Act a little wild, i know you're able.

C'mon scream like a fangirl,
there's no one around so give it your all.
"Weeeeee" !!
Oh nuts, the song just cut.
Now everyones gonna kick your butt.

CHORUS
Now hear the line i send,
yeah Maren,
go on, shake your end.
WOOPS i meant Gen.
Gen, Gen, Gen.
"Now you know you're my friend"

Now Act n00bish.
"wee wee wee wee wee"
Get n00bish.
"wee wee wee wee wee"
Go loopy.
"wee wee wee wee wee"
Go newbie....newbie, newbie.

VERSE 2
It's your first day on the boards,
And you're a Maren with a sword.
And you wear a hat that's the same as NiGHTS,
And you're invincible during fights.
Oh, the Gens are gonna love you,
They will crown you lord of Gens.
You'll be an Ultimate God,
And we'll kiss your ass,
whilst you busy saying
"Laugh out loud"

Yo man, whats up dude?
You wanna lose it too? just act like a n00b.
Be rude, stupid and dumb.
Annoy all of the Gens, and pee on they thumbs.

Get some fanart posted up,
Of how you draw NiGHTS with a nose in a Double D cup.
Make it quick, hurry up and post this.
That should definitely get you noticed.

CHORUS

VERSE 3
It's the next and you've been banned.
And you can't figure out what's happened.
You don't know what you have done wrong.
Why they calling you a moron?

You pester everybody.
But that won't help cause you're screwed.
You've been thrown out,
And there's no way back in.
Now let's see you try and
"laugh out loud"

Now this is the part where the song gets odd.
You're gettin beaten up by one of the Mods.
Things go weird when the nightmares start.
You get so scared you begin to fart!!

To hell with reality,
The n00bs like insanity.
Screaming all over the boards that they wanna be a Gen madly.
Yo, the rules, did you read it?
"Nah, i missed it"
Heh...by any odd chance, is your name BiSCUiT?
"My name IS BiSCUiT, wow, you're right, yes.
How did you know?"
Heh...call it a wild guess.
You are the Gen of RETARDATION, no less.

But i know you guys can find it annoying.
So i say if you can't beat 'em then join in.
Like me, who's gone crazy,
so everybody go wee Wee WEE !!!

CHORUS

OUTRO
Glomp Glomp,
just laugh out loud.
Glomp Glomp,
just laugh out loud.
OOoooh Gens,
just laugh out loud.
I mean n00bs,
just laugh out loud.

Oooh hooo hooooo.
I'm gonna get sued for this one...where's the law suits?

wheeeeeey....look at all the funky colours!
heh heh heeee.
iMAGNi raaainbooow.
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Red....yellow....green. AH-hahaaha.
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I think i've had too much suuugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr.