“Pianz Wit Attitude”
Written by Niyazi Sonmez
Chorus written and performed by Allison Carmichael

Intro:

Verse 1: (DiGi)
I ain’t ever seen anything like this before.
A crew of Pians rolling in a Hummer.
Arms hanging outside the car door.
Wheels so shiny that it’s burning up the floor.

Cruisin’ around, looking for the latest talent.
These Pians will step to any Nightmaren.
Kick a Shleep in the arse and start laughing.
What’s gwanning? Yo, they be starving.

Roll to KFC and grab a Bargain Bucket.
15 pieces and side dip of mayonnaise and ketchup.
Cops turned up and it was a set up.

The Pians flipped and drew water pistols.
Started spraying H2O and accidentally shot THiSTLE.
Nice shot, homie. Fo’ shizzle my pizzle.
No remorse either, not even a little.
Now that’s gangsta.

Chorus: (Manga Punk Sai)
Heh. Yo’ mama was a Mepian.
Bitch, I will mess yo’ Pian ass up.
Yo, man, dreamers are, like, totally wack.
That was lame, Pian, real lame.

Verse 2: (DiGi)
Chrome wheels spin through the Spring Valley strip.
Living large in that windmill crib.
Pianz Wit Attitude. I introduce to you
The members of this midget crew.

See, first there’s Lil’ La La.
Can’t stop singing but it doesn’t matter
Cause his older brother, Big Poppa Slappa
Slaps him in the face when he goes too far.

Then there’s 8Ball, not cause he makes bombs.
Its cause his ‘dong’ is bigger than King Kong.
Then there’s Crag Horn Long
Who is sexing it off while listening to the Dutty Reala song.

Oh, and those two at the back. One’s Shante
He’s got a girls name and now he wants a sex change.
The other is called 100 Bullet.
It’s cause he rapid fire when he sit on the toilet.
Now that’s gangsta.

Chorus: (Manga Punk Sai)
Maren can’t bring none of this shit, fo’ shizzle my pizzles.
Yo yo, super Pian up in the hizzey.
Yo yo, where the dreamer girls at?
Where them dreamer bitches and ho’s?
Where them dreamer bitches and ho’s????

Verse 3: (DiGi)
You can now hear ‘em.
Throwing a party over in Soft Museum.
Bouncing off the walls wearing that Halo bling
And tied bandanas to their wings. Blue Chip earrings.

And the latest in MiKE AiR footwear.
Then they cruise to Splash Garden cause it got crabs there.
And we know how Pians love to flirt with the crabs.
Take ‘em back to the Cadillac, get a quick shag.

Then it’s off to Mystic Forest.
To poke fun at Valentine cause he’s nose less.
Before they break into Puffy’s crib
To steal the candle lit table and the cutlery that goes with it.

Sell it off in the Chao black market.
As for the Chaos? Yo, don’t get me started.
They’re worse than the Pians, don’t let the looks trick you.
They got more guns than Rambo and will be quick to kill you.
Now THAT is gangsta.

Chorus: (Manga Punk Sai)
No one can beat the fly rhymes of Pian with some shizzle on his mind.
Aww yeah.
Yeah, my Twin Seeds home slices. Get jiggy wit ya bad selves.
Pian, that be some sweet Halo bling. Well that be some sweet wing bling, yo.
Brought to by DiGi Valentine, that Turkish Crakka Ass Bastard. =D

Outro: (Manga Punk Sai and DiGi)