“Return To The…”
Written by Niyazi Sonmez

Intro

Verse 1:
Val, tell me why we’ve come back here.
“Well, it’s his birthday? It comes once a year?”
I know that but haven’t you learned your lesson?
“No, but you’re gonna remind me, I’m guessing”

Well, yeah, you genius. He did try to kill us.
All because last time we decided to gate crash.
Why the bloody hell would you want to return?
“Simple!! I’ll explain once, so listen and learn”

“He’s hosting a party with free booze”
“Some funky music that I can move to and bust a groove”
“And I’ve really got nothing to lose”
And if he catches you he won’t exactly shine your shoes.

You’re a lunatic, Valentine. A real fruit case.
“Oh shut up, DiGi. Gimme a break”
Fine, we can stay I reckon.
Just try not to draw too much attention.

Verse 2:
“Ok DiGi, you can do as you please”
“I’ll be over by the dance floor spinning on my knees”
“And dancing with these two lovely ladies”
“Heh heh, come on, let’s go baby”

“I’ll be over here if you need me, alright DiG’?”
Sure. I’ll be by the bar drinking something.
And bopping my head along time with the tune.
Cause I’ve really got nothing else better to do.

Yo Bar man, gimme something sharp.
No, not a bloody sword you pissin’ idiot.
I’ve got 4 of those anyway, I meant a drink
What should I have? Hmm. Let me think.

Hey Val, you want an alcoholic beverage?
“Yeah. I’ll have a vodka with a lemonade”
Good choice Bunny Man, I’ll get us two.
Hey Bar man, you heard him now bust a move.

What do you mean that’s £10 each?
Talk about day light bloody robbery.
Jackle sure over charges, don’t he?
No wonder he kept me alive, he wants my bloody money.

Verse 3:
It’s 3 hours later and I dunno where Val is.
All I know is he’s stolen my bloody drink.
That sneaky son of a bitch took it and ran with it
And I’ve not seen him since.

Maybe he got lucky with those two chicks.
Though I really highly bloody doubt it.
They probably thought ‘Woohoo, another sucker, perfect!’
Got him drunk and took the money from his back pocket.

You know, I’m surprised I haven’t seen Jackle yet.
He’s probably down at the back kicking it.
In the VIP room with DB sipping some champagne.
Thank god Val ain’t dancing on the tables again-

Outro